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re: Shitting your pants after a wreck adds $10,000 to your claim....

Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:31 am to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98951 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:31 am to
My first dwi the cop documented I pissed my pants even though it was just my whiskey drink that spilled cause I was holding it between my legs
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36328 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:31 am to
quote:

What happens if I just sh*# my pants without being involved in a wreck? Do I get 10k as long as I am in my car???


Yeah, right.

I'd be a millionaire.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:38 am to
This is funny,can't stop laughing.
Posted by Envy
Garden District
Member since Mar 2011
1941 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:53 am to
How do you file this claim?

"Yes, I would like to make a claim... I was just in an accident and cops are on the scene."

"Ok, sir, is everyone ok?"

"I think so, but I did shite my pants"



(I'm being completely serious... Wouldn't the insurance company have heard this "urban legend" as well and be like, "We got another a-hole over here")
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24168 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:01 am to
More reason to have UM/UIM coverage.
Posted by Throbinhood
Southern LA
Member since Sep 2013
819 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:03 am to
quote:

So there we are, cops and first responders are in a field with a guy who was in a single vehicle wreck, caused by himself. He should have probably been taken into custody by cops because he was likely drinking (not that you could smell any alcohol over the smell of fresh crap wafting through in the air). No cop was willing to cuff him and take a ride to the station with THAT SMELL in his back seat. It was a truly horrific smell




Note: So if I ever drive wasted and wreck into a field, all I have to do is defecated on myself and spread it all over my truck to avoid the DUI. Perfect
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17579 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:06 am to
It sounds like a rumor made up by someone who hates all the fake injuries/lawsuits we have to deal with in our trashy state.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24168 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:11 am to
quote:

It sounds like a rumor made up by someone who hates all the fake injuries/lawsuits we have to deal with in our trashy state.


Good post
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:21 am to
My pride is worth so much more than $10k to me.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Who and how do they document this..



Looks pretty obvious to me!!!


Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 10:00 am to
NVM
This post was edited on 5/8/14 at 10:01 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/8/14 at 10:29 am to
quote:

$10,000 for public embarrassment.


And Defecation of Character
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