She smashed his BMW & left a 3-page rant, but it was the wrong car...

It was pretty brutal," Murry said.

Two broken window, two slashed tires and a nasty note from a stranger.

"I guess it was a case of mistaken identity. Where a woman thought that I was her husband or boyfriend's side piece I guess you would say," Murry said.

Last Friday (Dec. 7), Murry walked outside to his parked car on Banks Street and S. Bernadotte around 11 am and noticed the damage.

"The note was sitting right here-almost like a parking ticket. It was three pages," Murry said.

In the three pages, the woman goes on a rant, calling the intended person vulgar names and claims she now has two sexually transmitted diseases.

"The more I started reading it, it started to dawn on me oh this is just a random act of vandalism that had nothing to do with me," Murry said.

Sounds like a dude who doesn’t want his wife to find out

quote:

---

two slashed tires

---

Must have learned how to pull this off from the OT. Which one of you broads on here did it??

quote:

---

"I guess it was a case of mistaken identity. Where a woman thought that I was her husband or boyfriend's side piece I guess you would say," Murry said.

---

quote:

---

Murry walked outside to his parked car

---

Ummmmm dude a homo??

ETA: I get it I get it. My morning reading comp may have been off this morning. Btw - if all the ones who read it as him saying this to not get busted himself would still make him a homo to those poster. Soooooooo yeah think about that reading comp nazis....

What a cockamamie shrew! That’s why I employ a driver and keep my 9 cars in my 9 car garage.

And women think they’re rational enough for the White House.

Do you really lack comprehension that badly? Him being a dude is how he knows the letter wasn’t for him...

This is a sweet Buzzfeed thread title you got here Becky

NOLA gonna NOLA.

quote:

---

So my mom just recently bought a new vehicle- so this was her old car.

---

Sounds like his mom is a Ho Ho Ho.