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She finally farted around me
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:39 pm
So, me and my girlfriend have been together for almost a year. Our one year is on the 23rd this month. The other night she ripped one in my bed for the first time since we've been together. How do I react to this! Personally, I took it as she feels comfortable enough to let it go, but my buddy has been giving me shite about it. No pun intended. Thoughts?
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:40 pm to Germinator
Marry her
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:40 pm to Germinator
quote:
So, me and my girlfriend have been together for almost a year. Our one year is on the 23rd this month. The other night she ripped one in my bed for the first time since we've been together. How do I react to this! Personally, I took it as she feels comfortable enough to let it go, but my buddy has been giving me shite about it. No pun intended. Thoughts?
Sorry for your loss, breaking up is tough, but in time you'll find someone new
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 pm to Germinator
I've been married for 9 years and never heard or smelled my wife fart.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 pm to Germinator
Beta
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:42 pm to Germinator
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Thoughts?
depends...did it stink?....
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:42 pm to Germinator
Exact reason I broke up with my last gf. Couldn't handle the toot
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:42 pm to Germinator
dump that nasty whore.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:43 pm to Germinator
Everyone farts. My wife took a while but she can rip the deadliest silent ones.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:43 pm to Germinator
did it smell like broccoli and cheese?
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:44 pm to Germinator
Buttercup her
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:44 pm to Germinator
She's just not that in to you.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:46 pm to 2close2Gainesville
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Buttercup her
Proper terminology is "cupcake"
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:46 pm to Spelt it rong
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Marry her
You found "the one". Celebrate by giving her a Dutch Oven exercise.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:47 pm to Germinator
Why wasn't your penis blocking it?
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:49 pm to Germinator
Posting about it on a message board is an excellent start.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:49 pm to TH03
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Message Posted by TH03 dump that nasty whore.
This. I've heard my old lady on very few occasions, in all our years, break some wind. I'm
sure it happens when I'm not around. But whatever. Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:51 pm to LSUballs
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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion.
this
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:51 pm to LSUballs
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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion
I have heard that woman farts smell like bubble gum....so you may be missing out...
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