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Shark Week Question: Most effective deterrent

Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:19 pm
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
45998 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:19 pm
Since apparently two Killer Whales can clear about 30 mile stretch of beach of Great whites, and apparently Great whites are terrified of them, it seems like they are perfect deterrents. Can’t we reproduce their calls or something
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:21 pm to
For me, staying out of the water.
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5606 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:25 pm to
Sharks only bite when you touch their private parts.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46787 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:26 pm to
No fear
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38745 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:26 pm to
Tide
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66217 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:28 pm to
I'm for letting sharks go and do whatever the hell they want to do. Stay out of the ocean, because that is where we keep the sharks. Dicking with a shark's, or any animal's, natural range should be a very limited practice, and keeping sharks away from beaches shouldn't qualify.

My two cents.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130173 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64538 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:34 pm to
Turning the TV off
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40550 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:34 pm to
It’s orcas you racist POS.
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
11824 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Since apparently two Killer Whales can clear about 30 mile stretch of beach of Great whites, and apparently Great whites are terrified of them, it seems like they are perfect deterrents.

That’s like saying a grizzly bear is the best coyote deterrent.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53422 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

Tide

With or without fabric softener?
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10795 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:37 pm to


Just toss Bunch of these in the water
Posted by MexicanBurtReynolds
Fairhope, AL
Member since Feb 2010
413 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:49 pm to
I got some Gansett's in the fridge. They taste awful, but I'll chug one for that clip.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84208 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

Sharks only bite when you touch their private parts.


Is that how OweO lost his mobility? Touching shark peen?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
23875 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 10:59 pm to
Have fatties at the beach wear black and white orca bodysuits to scare off the sharks
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164379 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77242 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 11:04 pm to
Dan Majerle
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79198 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 11:19 pm to
You are more likely to die in a car crash on the way to the beach.


Your best bet is to get boosted and stay home.
This post was edited on 7/27/22 at 11:21 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46787 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 11:26 pm to
Huge thunderstorm came over fort Walton last week and a lightning bolt stunned a great white and we dragged it in and ate it
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
24927 posts
Posted on 7/28/22 at 2:59 am to
Dress up like a seal. Great whites hate seals
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