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Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:18 am to KittenKuddler
trying to jump a tabletop on my 125cc four wheeler. back wheels hit on the lip before the landing and I rolled end over end. If I did that today, I would have broken some bones for sure
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:34 am to SmoothOperator96
quote:
I remember being really into yo yos.
Well my brother rubbed the string all in his butt crack. So the next time I used it, it smelled like complete shite. So I threw it away and haven't used a yo-yo since.

Did he floss with it or did he just jam it in there?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:38 am to Pectus
Thunderbird Beach. I was about 6 or 7 and parents were drinking with friends while we played near water and danced to the DJ.
Don't go messing with a SOB was the song and we thought saying bitch was the coolest thing ever.

Don't go messing with a SOB was the song and we thought saying bitch was the coolest thing ever.

Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:41 am to whoisnickdoobs
Not sure. I didn't see him do it.
If I had to guess.... He probably flossed.
All I remember was playing N64, then seeing my yo-yo. So once I finished the Water Temple, I went to go play with it. After a minute, I started to smell shite. So I moved to a different room thinking it was just that room. And the smell followed. So I went and checked myself. I was all good. But I kept smelling a strong scent of shite. So I smelled the string and I remember it like yesterday. I almost threw up. So I asked him and he pissed himself laughing. Apparently his friends put him up to it
If I had to guess.... He probably flossed.
All I remember was playing N64, then seeing my yo-yo. So once I finished the Water Temple, I went to go play with it. After a minute, I started to smell shite. So I moved to a different room thinking it was just that room. And the smell followed. So I went and checked myself. I was all good. But I kept smelling a strong scent of shite. So I smelled the string and I remember it like yesterday. I almost threw up. So I asked him and he pissed himself laughing. Apparently his friends put him up to it
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:50 am to Pectus
I was like 5 or 6 and had an obnoxiously tall bed that was pretty close to the wall, you had to use a ladder to get to the top. Well a friend and I were horsing around and he somehow fell and got stuck upside down between the wall and the bed
we had to call for help for my dad to come get him out. We still joke about it sometimes

Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:54 am to Pectus
I'll take the over on the number of alpha memories posted in this thread at 100.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:59 am to Pectus
I'm not sure of my age but I remember my Dad getting me up on the High Diving Board and diving off with me on his back.
It scared the crap out of me at the time.
It scared the crap out of me at the time.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to Pectus
When I was really young (I think about 5) my uncle took me to McDonald's for an ice cream cone. Some random kid came running by and swiped my ice cream. I got up and followed him to his table where I flashed my bicep and said "you see this brick?" and punched him right in the face and got my ice cream back 

Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to SmoothOperator96
quote:
Penis inspection day for PE.
you got molested bro
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:12 am to Hulkklogan
That was a young lsu777 trying to get you to learn IF at a young age.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:12 am to Pectus
In second grad while on a field trip I threw a piece of gum in a girls hair that wouldn't come out. They tried peanut butter and other things to get it to come out but it wouldn't and eventually they had to cut it out.
She had long hair and it got massacred after they cut out the gum and it looked absolutely terrible.
I felt really bad.
She had long hair and it got massacred after they cut out the gum and it looked absolutely terrible.
I felt really bad.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:13 am to SmoothOperator96
quote:
Not sure. I didn't see him do it.
If I had to guess.... He probably flossed.
All I remember was playing N64, then seeing my yo-yo. So once I finished the Water Temple, I went to go play with it. After a minute, I started to smell shite. So I moved to a different room thinking it was just that room. And the smell followed. So I went and checked myself. I was all good. But I kept smelling a strong scent of shite. So I smelled the string and I remember it like yesterday. I almost threw up. So I asked him and he pissed himself laughing. Apparently his friends put him up to it

Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:16 am to KittenKuddler
2nd or 3rd grade, on the bus ride home. there was this 8th grade girl named Jordan who was a total count. she sat in the back and just bitched at the younger kids. we get to her stop and she lines up to leave. as she's waiting for the front kids to get off, i get my little brother to unzip her booksack all the way down each side (it looked like a heavy booksack).
as soon as she steps off the bus, the booksack folds and ALL of her shite falls out. textbooks, folders, binders, etc. all her loose papers start blowing away in the wind. everyone on the bus went apeshit as she tried chasing her shite down and my brother and I almost pissed ourselves laughing
as soon as she steps off the bus, the booksack folds and ALL of her shite falls out. textbooks, folders, binders, etc. all her loose papers start blowing away in the wind. everyone on the bus went apeshit as she tried chasing her shite down and my brother and I almost pissed ourselves laughing
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:18 am to SmoothOperator96
quote:
I remember being really into yo yos.
Well my brother rubbed the string all in his butt crack. So the next time I used it, it smelled like complete shite. So I threw it away and haven't used a yo-yo since.

Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:25 am to Pectus
Got an autographed photo of Smiley Burnette aka Frog Millhouse while attending the Springhill Rodeo. I was 4 or 5 at the time.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:26 am to Pectus
building a little igloo in the front yard to store the snowballs used to fight with the other kids.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:26 am to Pectus
quote:
Share a random memory from your childhood.
I remember my aunt coming home from the hospital walking underneath my grandmother's carport, attempting to go inside with assistance with an oxygen tank hooked up to her.
It was the last time she was outside and she later died a couple of days later from lung cancer. She never smoked.
I was about 6 or 7 years old.
frick Cancer.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 9:28 am
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:30 am to Pectus
1990:
El Josey Wales and I attended the Skid Row concert with his mother at the Monroe Civic Center. We were in the sixth grade at the time.
El Josey Wales and I attended the Skid Row concert with his mother at the Monroe Civic Center. We were in the sixth grade at the time.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:34 am to Pectus
Must have been 12 years old at my buddy's house. His mom gave me a bag of cucumbers from her garden to give to my mom. So, buddy and I ride our bikes to my house, about a mile away. Well, I'm carrying these cucumbers in a plastic bag I start hearing a strange noise and my buddy laughing his arse off. Apparently the bag went into the spokes of my back wheel and chopped one of the cucumbers in perfect little circles. Still cracks me up thinking about the scene of these perfectly sliced cucumbers following me down the road.
This post was edited on 5/26/16 at 9:35 am
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