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re: Sex with condoms

Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:36 am to
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11920 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:36 am to
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Y'all some nasty motherfrickers up in here


I bet more than half these people are lying. They've never had sex.
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:44 am to
My coworker was in the military when he was younger and had sex with an ah ah ah indian. He just found out monday that they have a kid together and he now gets custody. The kids 9 years old.
Posted by 3en
Member since May 2015
507 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:48 am to
What is a "condom"?

No guys, seriously.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:49 am to
Having sex with a condom is like eating your groceries while they're still in the plastic bag
Posted by 44Bogger
Beauregard
Member since May 2014
161 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:49 am to
Two things in life I don't mess with: rubbers and rattlesnakes.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:53 am to
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Always said I'd rather jack off alone than have sex with a woman wearing a condom


I hear you man, women wearing condoms is a huge turn off. I mean, have you seen those things? They look like crock pot liners.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:56 am to
quote:

You get a chick worked up enough, she's gonna frick whether you have a condom or not.


That's called rape, Mr Cosby.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97639 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:58 am to
I was getting ready to make fun of the guy that fricked up the rattle snakes and rubbers line and now I can't
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:02 am to
Sex with condoms is like eating a sandwich still wrapped in sandwich wrap
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14978 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:04 am to
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an ah ah ah indian. 

Da fuq is 'dis?
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:04 am to
As a single man who likes to party naked, I'd rather not rely on females to take their birth control appropriately. I've seen too many oopsies now you have to marry me.

Honestly, I prefer the condom to pulling out just when things are getting good.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30292 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Condoms are only for queers and junkies



So you use 2?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:51 am to
I've found that women are all like "oh yeah you're doing me so hard!" With or without the condom.

Or at least that's what I've been told.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20113 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 11:34 am to
You can't get AIDS twice
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

you botched this quote



But not the spirit.
Posted by tiger09
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
220 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Got some huge drama queens here tonight. Would I prefer sex without a condom? Every time. Is the inconvenience of a condom enough for me to get my bitch on about not having sex? Not once.


This! I wish I had a thousand up votes
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