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Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:44 am to LG2BAMA
18 years. 18 years and it wasn't even his kid...
Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:44 am to LG2BAMA
Got some huge drama queens here tonight.
Would I prefer sex without a condom? Every time.
Is the inconvenience of a condom enough for me to get my bitch on about not having sex? Not once.
Would I prefer sex without a condom? Every time.
Is the inconvenience of a condom enough for me to get my bitch on about not having sex? Not once.
This post was edited on 7/20/17 at 12:45 am
Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:50 am to LG2BAMA
Pulling out works. It's never failed me. Just don't try to go for a second round and think pulling out will keep you safe. There will still be bullets in that gun.
Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:55 am to LG2BAMA
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This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:59 am to CrimsonTideMD
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After fooling around with those goddam things again for a while and the damper it put on our sex life, I started having crazy thoughts like "if we had HepC together it really wouldn't be that bad"
That reminds me of this old Law & Order episode, where this douchebag named "Twist" was going around purposely infecting women with his AIDS. One of his victims thought "it would be romantic to be sick together." Can you believe that? I did like Twist's excuse for not wearing a condom. He'd tell them something like, "I don't use rubbers. It's better bareback, baby." Can't argue with that.
The great thing about HepC these days is that it's curable. Society will pay $50,000 grand or so per patient after discounts. All hail.
Posted on 7/20/17 at 1:27 am to LG2BAMA
It's 2017. She needs to get on the pill.
Posted on 7/20/17 at 2:47 am to LG2BAMA
Don't use them. Never have. Never will.
Posted on 7/20/17 at 3:38 am to LC-LSU-FAN
Was hanging out with a lady who happened to have a kid. Sexy girl who likes to fool around but would insist on a condom. She had the operation where she could not get kids any more either. Her logic was that she didn't want to get an STD as a mom which would ruin her with other potential mates.
I ghosted quickly thereafter.
I ghosted quickly thereafter.
Posted on 7/20/17 at 4:06 am to LC-LSU-FAN
Y'all some nasty motherfrickers up in here
Posted on 7/20/17 at 4:29 am to LG2BAMA
Don't let your affection get you an infection, put some protection on that erection! !
Posted on 7/20/17 at 5:40 am to Masterag
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Yep. It sucks.
Dont worry faggie he cant get pregnant
This post was edited on 7/20/17 at 5:43 am
Posted on 7/20/17 at 5:56 am to LG2BAMA
Given all the keyboard warriors on the O-T I'm shocked anyone has time for sex
Posted on 7/20/17 at 5:58 am to Barbellthor
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18 years. 18 years and it wasn't even his kid.
Well you botched this quote
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:02 am to LG2BAMA
Always said I'd rather jack off alone than have sex with a woman wearing a condom
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:10 am to CCTider
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My uncle died of Hep C. It's not a pretty way to go
Yah, but he was also your dad so......
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:23 am to LG2BAMA
We just need male birth control ASAP
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:24 am to CrimsonTideMD
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After fooling around with those goddam things again for a while and the damper it put on our sex life, I started having crazy thoughts like "if we had HepC together it really wouldn't be that bad"
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:29 am to Kafka
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does fapping into a condom count as safe sex
Ole Jimmy Swaggart thought it did.
Posted on 7/20/17 at 6:33 am to dbeck
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Step 1: Woman Step 2: Hysterectomy Step 3: Profit
No profit there, baw. Women go batshite crazy once you remove their lady parts. Or crazier, since they're all crazy already.
This post was edited on 7/20/17 at 6:34 am
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