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re: Sex robots that 'breathe' using 'AI chest cavity' and walk set for release (NSFW)

Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10335 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:34 pm to
I would bang Emma's brains out.

Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:35 pm to
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Let me know when I can smell the robot's vagina and it smells like vagina


Just go down to the local fish market and get yourself a cheap filet.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20895 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:36 pm to
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Let me know when I can smell the robot's vagina and it smells like vagina, then I might strike interest in buying one of these things





I'm waiting until they make one that smells like bacon.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14148 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:39 pm to
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As long as they dont argue


If they come with a mute feature, that's a major selling point.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13506 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 1:57 pm to
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It promises to offer a human-like experience by memorising your personality so it can hold a conversation with you.


Who the frick would buy a sexbot to talk to it? If you have to have pointless conversations then might as well keep the wife around. First it wants to talk and then it starts having headaches. Sounds familiar...
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 2:07 pm to
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It promises to offer a human-like experience by memorising your personality so it can tell you about it’s day and how much of a bitch the other sex robots are.


fify
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 2:09 pm to
Don't worry about cleaning it. I am sure someone will invent something like the SoClean machine they have for CPAP machines.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 2:12 pm to
Teach that thing how to play Madden and I’ll be ranked in the top 10 online in no time.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 6:51 pm to
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Who the frick would buy a sexbot to talk to it?


My first wife thought about 80% of people were actually robots. She even thought her best friend was a robot.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13506 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 7:53 pm to
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My first wife thought about 80% of people were actually robots. She even thought her best friend was a robot.


Yeah, but I bet the sex was good.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:04 pm to
If skynet is listening. It must realize by now that instead of killing men off, all they have to do to control us is invent terminator whores that sex on demand. Name one Sara Connor. Why not?
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:06 pm to
I’m going to start a sex doll cleaning company. CC cum clean just give us a call
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:49 pm to
IWHI
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130040 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:52 pm to
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THOTomatons


Winner.



Rule of three. I thought so as well.


I’m also going to try to work “butt dumpling” into conversation more. Seems like a very funny term
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 8:54 pm to
Yeah right

The pervs who would want one of these only care about how the holes work.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49197 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 9:02 pm to
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I’m going to start a sex doll cleaning company. CC cum clean just give us a call




I’ll just throw it in the dishwasher.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 10:34 pm to
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It promises to offer a human-like experience by memorising your personality so it can hold a conversation with you



I thought the big advantage of these sex dolls was that you didn’t have to talk to them?????
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16705 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:21 pm to
A lot of people scoffed at sex robots early on, questioning how desperate some guys were (me included), but frick me if these things aren't getting more and more appealing.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14874 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:29 pm to

For all those guys that have fantasized about having sex with Siri, it's finally here
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
46004 posts
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:29 pm to
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Cannot wait until one of these sex dolls goes rogue and kills some incel, news coverage would be tGOAT







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