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re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:36 pm to Purple Spoon
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:36 pm to Purple Spoon
Yo, this is crazy. I legitimately thought you guys were joking.
Almost every night and almost every morning. Why would you guys allow this? If she isn’t taking care of your needs, explain to her that someone will. If she’s cool with you having a mistress, business as usual. If not, you’re willing to walk.
Almost every night and almost every morning. Why would you guys allow this? If she isn’t taking care of your needs, explain to her that someone will. If she’s cool with you having a mistress, business as usual. If not, you’re willing to walk.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:37 pm to Shamoan
I got my wife a diamond necklace.
Later tonight she's getting a pearl necklace.
Later tonight she's getting a pearl necklace.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:39 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Almost every night and almost every morning. Why would you guys allow this? If she isn’t taking care of your needs, explain to her that someone will. If she’s cool with you having a mistress, business as usual. If not, you’re willing to walk.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:44 pm to HailToTheChiz
I wouldn’t stand for that, sorry. I have needs and if they aren’t being met, I will find someone to meet them.
If I wasn’t putting a roof over their head and food on the table, you think she’d stay? Either take care of my needs, be cool with me having someone on the side take care of my needs, or understand that your life is about to change drastically.
If I wasn’t putting a roof over their head and food on the table, you think she’d stay? Either take care of my needs, be cool with me having someone on the side take care of my needs, or understand that your life is about to change drastically.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:45 pm to Shamoan
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a little pole time would be nice.
Seems like the effort you put in to this is about as much as a child does telling Santa their Christmas list.
Did you flirt?
Initiate?
Make physical touch and affection a regular part of your relationship?
Maintain your own level of attractiveness?
Create space in your life where sex is a welcomed, stress free experience?
Because right now you’re sitting at the Christmas tree hoping your wife “gives you” sex as your big present. It’s pathetic and she sees right through it.
Go up to her right now and tell her you want to have sex. See what she does. And always watch what she does, not what she says. Then you can start assessing what’s going on with yourself and how that’s impacting your relationship.
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:51 pm to StringedInstruments
Pretty much.
Oh, and when you tell her, grab her arse with one hand, and place your other hand on her side under her arm, or the back of her neck.
Oh, and when you tell her, grab her arse with one hand, and place your other hand on her side under her arm, or the back of her neck.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:54 pm to Shamoan
The fact that you asked this implies your sexual life sucks lol!!! Ho Ho Ho
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:56 pm to BigDaddy6612
You fellas in a sexless marriage ever look in the mirror or just complain? Go get in shape. Quit eating like assholes and then maybe your wife will find you attractive.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:59 pm to Shamoan
This is a question?
The kids usually stay the night at the grandparents Christmas night and I frick the ever living shite out of my wife.
The kids usually stay the night at the grandparents Christmas night and I frick the ever living shite out of my wife.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:02 pm to Shamoan
Laying on the couch watching Christmas movies with the grandson while the women prep Christmas dinner.
Older kids who are in for the holidays say they are staying up here at their grandmas with their siblings and cousins
Wife comes and gives me a kiss and says "when we get home, it's on."
So I guess I'm off (and on) the naughty list
Older kids who are in for the holidays say they are staying up here at their grandmas with their siblings and cousins
Wife comes and gives me a kiss and says "when we get home, it's on."
So I guess I'm off (and on) the naughty list
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:02 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Almost every night and almost every morning.
Everyone believes you have sex 14 times a week.
Who even has time for that?
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:11 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Everyone believes you have sex 14 times a week. Who even has time for that?
IDGAF if you believe it or not, lol. If you aren’t, then fix yourself and your relationship.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:12 pm to Shamoan
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Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Depends. You have kids? How old?
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:13 pm to touchdownjeebus
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If you aren’t, then fix yourself and your relationship.
I don’t want to
You may want to see someone about that
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:16 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Sex is healthy and it is a great stress reliever. It helps you sleep better and what better way to take care of morning wood?
Not only that, but you and your wife/GF will bond better. I get that I probably am more active than most, but I’m blown away that you guys aren’t having sex regularly. That’s crazy.
Not only that, but you and your wife/GF will bond better. I get that I probably am more active than most, but I’m blown away that you guys aren’t having sex regularly. That’s crazy.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:17 pm to Spankum
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Well, I threw one in a sock this morning, if that counts!
LMAO......
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:17 pm to touchdownjeebus
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I’m blown away that you guys aren’t having sex regularly
Who said that?
Lying about having sex 14 times a week is one thing, but then saying you’d get divorced over it is another. Clown shite
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:18 pm to touchdownjeebus
I mean, I'm fine, but I don't think I want sex 14 times a week. 3-5 times is just fine. Sometimes I want the sleep.
14 sounds like a frickin chore
14 sounds like a frickin chore
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:19 pm to Shamoan
Pjs and floor mats, atta boy.
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