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Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:03 am to Pectus
I just quietly tell them I'm bulimic and it's a necessary tactic just before excusing myself. Reversing the whip can calm the banter.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:03 am to Ham Solo
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I have the opposite problem. Restaurants put so much food on the plate I can almost never eat it all. The server always thinks something is wrong with it.
My girlfriend can never finish her meal either
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:16 am to Box Geauxrilla
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My girlfriend can never finish her meal either
I know, when her and I share a plate she's always complaining about her fat frick of a boyfriend.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:18 am to Pectus
You must be in a low end restaurant. 
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:33 am to Pectus
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Servers that sarastically say "You must not have liked that" to your cleaned plate
You should provide a sarcastic answer, such as "and you're definitely not going to like your tip"
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:48 am to Wtodd
See, I would but they might not get that. A reply to a sarcastic joke is to amp the sarcasm. They may have not been willing to "go there".
Like: "Yeah. I threw it in the trash it was so bad."
Like: "Yeah. I threw it in the trash it was so bad."
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:50 am to Pectus
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Why do so many say this?
Why does it need to be sarcastic?
is that your opening line at the Jenny Craig meetings?
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:52 am to Pectus
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See, I would but they might not get that. A reply to a sarcastic joke is to amp the sarcasm. They may have not been willing to "go there".
You have a duty to teach these smartass muthafrickers what sarcasm really is; don't disappoint me next time
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