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re: Seriously, she is not all that Chicken

Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:09 pm to
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You have to admit that she was hot when she was younger:


She’s a demon.
Posted by geaux88
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:11 pm to
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IWHI


You know for a fact that only Huma Weiner is allowed to snack on that nasty old crack after she cleans up the depends....
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:17 pm to
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Has Trump "locked her up" yet?


I'd literally bet every dollar I have that Hillary never gets "locked up" and trump never gets his wall.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:22 pm to
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Huma Weiner
I'd do her, too.
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2100 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:30 pm to
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Seriously, she is not all that Chicken


But she takes this hits endlessly.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:38 pm to



Posted by Scoop
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:12 pm to
I'm concerned that our Chicken overlord has made so much money on our backs that he's in a cocaine hole so deep that he is confusing Sharon Stone and Hillary Clinton.
This post was edited on 3/2/18 at 7:13 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:13 pm to
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Cdawg


One is not like the others


Palin was hotter
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:15 pm to
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Has Trump "locked her up" yet?
her losing the presidency was worse then prison to that bitch.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:54 pm to
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The former brother-in-law of mine, the one who jacked off all the time, recorded it on phone attached to my parent's account, and left my stripper-truck driver sister for the 300 lbr who let him jack it at the dinner table, he was from Wasilla, Alaska and grew up with Palin's daughters, though I doubt that he was smart enough to ever get his fingers into any of that.

His family motored in for the wedding, driving down in an early 90s F-250 (a work truck, the kind with the vinyl seats that during the summer glue your arse stuck to them like J-B Weld). No air conditioner and the wedding was in early September in Pensacola, so these sorry saps were bitching the whole time, at least when they talked. The dad mostly sat and stared at the wall, like he was tracking a fly. The mother was enamored with all the knicknack shite of my mom's in the house.* The woman spent the whole afternoon before the wedding wandering around the house, going, "oh, wow. oh, wow." His or her brother came down, too, but I think he was from Colorado, or somewhere. He sat around giggling a lot. Didn't say anything, just giggled. This all probably explains Smart Forrest Gump's condition, though my sister is about four pears short of a peck herself.

Anyway, they drove down in the early 90s F-250. The thing had one of those old man camper shells on the back. Not the kind that's like an RV back there, just one of those old man cargo covers. They had an air mattress back there and stopped at parks and rest areas on the way down, saving on money for the "big time in Florida."

Odd, but I don't remember seeing them much at the wedding.

*My mother has chicken figurines and miniature lighthouses EVERYWHERE. There's not a single shelf in the house that's not covered with them, except for the shelf over their little desk area, where they write out bills and shite. That shelf is covered in demented looking plastic elves. About 50 of them. Supposedly my dad lost everything he had when he was five or something and he was attached to the stupid plastic elf from the Christmas tree, so now that he's old and has money, he collects the stupid things, like he's the Hunt Brothers of the creepy elf world.

This post was edited on 3/2/18 at 8:24 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:02 pm to
Jesus Christ this is worse than an oweo response. Are you handicapped too?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:10 pm to
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My mother has chicken figurines
Brown Noser

btw:Pics of your Mom?

PS: Les Miles has clearly lost control of Allergies, School Fundraising, and Chicken’s fantasy dream dates.
This post was edited on 3/2/18 at 8:13 pm
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16252 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:19 pm to
and old people crapping their drawers.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:25 pm to
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The former brother-in-law of mine, the one who jacked off all the time,

frick YEAH! HARRYBALZACK FAMILY STORY!
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:33 pm to
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You have to admit that she was hot when she was younger:




I RA'ed for dumb arse reply
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/2/18 at 8:35 pm to
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Jesus Christ this is worse than an oweo response. Are you handicapped too?

You clearly missed the wedding disaster thread. That's where we learned that parts of HarryBalzack's family are a fricking glorious dumpster fire and that HarryBalzack's use of the English language can be a thing of beauty.

He described his adopted sister (stripper trucker mentioned above) being discovered cheating on her husband (Sir Jacksalot, also mentioned above) with the biggest blackest Marine she could find with the following: and I quote, "He comes in to find her buried under a mountain of coal and, evidently, enjoying it."

Any thread where he decides to share more of that fantastic dysfunction with us is a gift that we must treasure.
This post was edited on 3/2/18 at 8:38 pm
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