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re: Second Update: - Map Now Up to 29 States Hit With ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea Outbreaks
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:41 pm to nuwaydawg
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:41 pm to nuwaydawg
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how many have died from constipation?
Google says it happens
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While it may sound surprising, severe and chronic constipation can be fatal if left untreated. In the United States, hundreds of constipation-related fatalities are recorded by the CDC annually.
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:31 pm to Shexter
Switch to carnivore mode, activated.
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:32 pm to Shexter
I have explosive diarrhea every morning. Do they count me? Do they count me more than once?
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:44 pm to Shexter
So far not me but if I had, I would assume I had eaten something with dairy in it.
Lactose ingestion causes me to run to the bathroom before the explosion.

Lactose ingestion causes me to run to the bathroom before the explosion.

Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:48 pm to Shexter
By the way:
"Cyclospora cayetanensis is a microscopic parasite that causes cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness. The primary cause of infection is the fecal-oral route, which occurs when a person consumes food or water contaminated with infected human feces. It does not spread directly from person to person."
Guess how your foreign grown lettuce and other vegetables are fertilized.... Sleep tight!
"Cyclospora cayetanensis is a microscopic parasite that causes cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness. The primary cause of infection is the fecal-oral route, which occurs when a person consumes food or water contaminated with infected human feces. It does not spread directly from person to person."
Guess how your foreign grown lettuce and other vegetables are fertilized.... Sleep tight!
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:54 pm to BPTiger
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I have explosive diarrhea every morning. Do they count me? Do they count me more than once?
I think you are safely in the "Mountain Dew" diet group and therefore except from this particular census.
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:55 pm to CleverUserName
Ancient proverb "One who drink Mountain Dew all day. gets Mountains of Doo in the morning."
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:09 pm to BPTiger
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:08 pm to Shexter
Earlier thread says it's caused by Taco Bell.
Believable....
Believable....
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:08 pm to Shexter
That duplicated...
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:59 pm to Shexter
i’m going to vegas this weekend so glad to see it isn’t there yet. i’d rather be hurling due to alcohol rather than some tropical bug
Posted on 7/9/26 at 10:03 pm to Shexter
I have it now for sure
I’ve been all over north Louisiana and drinking ice from ice machines at hotels and restaurants
Woke up queasy and had diarrhea.. got home around 1 and my entire body feels like it’s been hit by a semi truck
I’m so achey with a light fever
I’ve been all over north Louisiana and drinking ice from ice machines at hotels and restaurants
Woke up queasy and had diarrhea.. got home around 1 and my entire body feels like it’s been hit by a semi truck
I’m so achey with a light fever
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:49 am to Lawyered
That’s just that north LA water. Godspeed.
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:51 am to Spasweezy
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That’s just that north LA water. Godspeed.
I’m used to that good Misssissippi water, didn’t know I would be feeling Beaudreaxs revenge down here
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:53 am to Shexter
This is why I don't eat vegetables. I knew I was on to something 
Posted on 7/10/26 at 8:03 am to Shexter
Obviously we don’t each veggies in SC…. Marked safe!
Had chikkin for breakfast and bought a steak to eat for lunch. Eat smart, y’all!
Had chikkin for breakfast and bought a steak to eat for lunch. Eat smart, y’all!
Posted on 7/10/26 at 8:05 am to facher08
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good water shite feels nice
It does if its a 1 time thing
When its every 20 minutes its pretty miserable
Great time to own a bidet
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