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re: Second Update: - Map Now Up to 29 States Hit With ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea Outbreaks

Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21390 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

how many have died from constipation?


Google says it happens

quote:

While it may sound surprising, severe and chronic constipation can be fatal if left untreated. In the United States, hundreds of constipation-related fatalities are recorded by the CDC annually.
Posted by bgtiger
SOLA
Member since Dec 2004
12175 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 3:42 pm to
Freaking World Cup
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21390 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:27 pm to

New map, up to 29 states!!

Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108622 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:31 pm to
Switch to carnivore mode, activated.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6260 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:32 pm to
I have explosive diarrhea every morning. Do they count me? Do they count me more than once?
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4356 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:44 pm to
So far not me but if I had, I would assume I had eaten something with dairy in it.

Lactose ingestion causes me to run to the bathroom before the explosion.

Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17932 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:48 pm to
By the way:

"Cyclospora cayetanensis is a microscopic parasite that causes cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness. The primary cause of infection is the fecal-oral route, which occurs when a person consumes food or water contaminated with infected human feces. It does not spread directly from person to person."

Guess how your foreign grown lettuce and other vegetables are fertilized.... Sleep tight!
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13161 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:49 pm to
Gif is better.

Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17932 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:54 pm to
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I have explosive diarrhea every morning. Do they count me? Do they count me more than once?


I think you are safely in the "Mountain Dew" diet group and therefore except from this particular census.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21390 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:55 pm to

Ancient proverb "One who drink Mountain Dew all day. gets Mountains of Doo in the morning."
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
40863 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 7:09 pm to
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 7:10 pm
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
593 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:08 pm to
Earlier thread says it's caused by Taco Bell.
Believable....
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
593 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:08 pm to
That duplicated...
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 9:16 pm
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5119 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 9:59 pm to
i’m going to vegas this weekend so glad to see it isn’t there yet. i’d rather be hurling due to alcohol rather than some tropical bug
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38623 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 10:03 pm to
I have it now for sure

I’ve been all over north Louisiana and drinking ice from ice machines at hotels and restaurants


Woke up queasy and had diarrhea.. got home around 1 and my entire body feels like it’s been hit by a semi truck

I’m so achey with a light fever
This post was edited on 7/9/26 at 10:04 pm
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7264 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:49 am to
That’s just that north LA water. Godspeed.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38623 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:51 am to
quote:

That’s just that north LA water. Godspeed.


I’m used to that good Misssissippi water, didn’t know I would be feeling Beaudreaxs revenge down here
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89304 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:53 am to
This is why I don't eat vegetables. I knew I was on to something
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24232 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 8:03 am to
Obviously we don’t each veggies in SC…. Marked safe!

Had chikkin for breakfast and bought a steak to eat for lunch. Eat smart, y’all!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132269 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 8:05 am to
quote:

good water shite feels nice


It does if its a 1 time thing

When its every 20 minutes its pretty miserable

Great time to own a bidet
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