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re: Scrotum ultrasound...
Posted on 7/18/23 at 1:27 am to BK Lounge
Posted on 7/18/23 at 1:27 am to BK Lounge
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I dont have a lot of hang ups, and im no prude- but i know myself well enough to know that in that situation, I would never even have one sexual thought cross my mind.. anything medical like that makes my stomach turn, id probably be praying i didnt lose my lunch all over the room .
My procedure wasn’t for a major medical reason so I wasn’t worried about it. At least the doctor said not too.
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Posted on 7/18/23 at 1:40 am to CleverUserName
quote:quote:Now I’m not one to grace the lobby of my doctor very often myself… but how TF did you let it go that far before you said “F it… time to ask someone bout dis.”
Had a bad uti. Right nut swollen up the size of a grapefruit. Hurt like hell.
Maybe he started out with a set of oranges
Posted on 7/18/23 at 2:42 am to H newman
Ultrasound on my heart a couple of times and they press pretty hard with that thing. Not gonna take someone pushing that hard on my balls. Nope.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 2:58 am to H newman
Yep
Last year
Wasn’t bad.
I was just so worried I had testicular cancer like my dad did that I didn’t mind being out on display.
Plus you can kind of gauge if it’s good or bad based on the ultrasound technician, they won’t tell you direct but they do this all day every day and know when somethings there that shouldn’t
I asked mine straight up, is it hard doing your job knowing someone is gonna have cancer yet you really can’t say and she said yes it’s the hardest part is seeing something and not really allowed to say much until the doctors read the exam and results
Last year
Wasn’t bad.
I was just so worried I had testicular cancer like my dad did that I didn’t mind being out on display.
Plus you can kind of gauge if it’s good or bad based on the ultrasound technician, they won’t tell you direct but they do this all day every day and know when somethings there that shouldn’t
I asked mine straight up, is it hard doing your job knowing someone is gonna have cancer yet you really can’t say and she said yes it’s the hardest part is seeing something and not really allowed to say much until the doctors read the exam and results
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:39 am to Korkstand
I'm guessing he monitored it going from kumquat to tangerine to lemon to orange to grapefruit.
I get that it feels weird to have a doctor check your balls, but I think I would have gone in at the tangerine stage.
I get that it feels weird to have a doctor check your balls, but I think I would have gone in at the tangerine stage.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:42 am to H newman
quote:
swollen up the size of a grapefruit.
Holy crap! What did you do? Wear a kilt for a month?
Posted on 7/18/23 at 6:52 am to H newman
Yep. Attractive female tech. She lubed up the wand and started rubbing and all I could do was jokingly say aloud “are you kidding, me?”. Popped wood. Kinda embarrassing
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:03 am to H newman
Yup. My kid slammed me in the nads with a toy telephone a few years back. That’s what we suspect caused me to have a hydrocele. I had surgery to fix it and there was approximately a quart of fluid that was drained out during the procedure. All is well now.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:11 am to Porter Osborne Jr
quote:Same
I had a smoke show of a nurse who did it
quote:Same except the warmed ultrasound jelly had a blue tint. Didn't know until I she gave me a tissue to clean it up...she gave me blue balls
with a towel over it while she used some warming jelly on my boys.
quote:Not the same... wasn't thinking about sex stuff, only whether I was going to need a fake nut due to cancer.
Took all my energy to not get a chub and raise the towel
It was a cyst and nothing to do but monitor for problems as it isn't painful.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:13 am to H newman
Just stop at a massage parlor on I75 South of Macon and ask for the Shanghai Sensation ... It will be just like a scrotum ultrasound but old world medicine cheap
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:13 am to H newman
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Scrotum ultrasound...
quote:
Any one here had one done?
yes, when i was diagnosed with Testicular Cancer....
Posted on 7/18/23 at 7:26 am to tigeraddict
Yes. Hydrocele. Scheduled surgery and they took 600cc of fluid from the right side of my hall sack.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 8:35 am to H newman
My wife is an ultrasound tech(obligatory no pics you pervs).
Keep ya dick under that towel, and don’t make inappropriate and uncomfortable jokes about the situation, and you’ll be JUST fine.
The ultrasound gel is niiiiiice and warm
Keep ya dick under that towel, and don’t make inappropriate and uncomfortable jokes about the situation, and you’ll be JUST fine.
The ultrasound gel is niiiiiice and warm
This post was edited on 7/18/23 at 8:36 am
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