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Scientists have discovered how to destroy Earth.

Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:53 pm
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:53 pm
Scientists create blackhole using worlds most advanced laser

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When scientists focused the full intensity of the world’s most powerful X-ray laser on a small molecule, they got a surprise: A single laser pulse stripped all but a few electrons out of the molecule’s biggest atom from the inside out, leaving a void that started pulling in electrons from the rest of the molecule, like a black hole gobbling a spiraling disk of matter.

Within 30 femtoseconds—millionths of a billionth of a second—the molecule lost more than 50 electrons, far more than scientists anticipated based on earlier experiments using less intense beams or isolated atoms. Then it blew up.




Someone call Doc Oc incase we have to pull this into the Hudson River
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:54 pm to
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Scientists have discovered how to destroy Earth


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laser


Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:54 pm to
the shite I read on the OT
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45546 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:56 pm to
I thought all we had to do was drive SUVs.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:56 pm to
Kind of like how scientists also didn't originally know if an atomic bomb would ever stop exploding.

I think something like this will destroy humanity.

It's the scientific version of 'watch 'is...hold my beer'.

This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 12:57 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:56 pm to
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the molecule lost more than 50 electrons,


Maybe they were just misplaced. I mean, electrons are pretty small.
Posted by DAbully
Syria
Member since Dec 2016
1028 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:56 pm to
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Scientists have discovered how to destroy Earth


Trump beat them to it.
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:57 pm to
Uh, no. nothing like a black hole. They created a vacuum, not an infinitely dense volume of matter that consumes anything in it's gravitational field.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:57 pm to
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Scientists have discovered how to destroy Earth.

Too late....Trump did this last week (according to libtards)
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:58 pm to
We can't harness enough energy to create an artificial black hole of any substantial size.
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:58 pm to
downvoted cuz breesus
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66996 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 12:58 pm to
Sounds like the same complaints restaurant buffet managers state after a busload of fatties roll into the parking lot.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:07 pm to
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we can't measure anything in millionths of a billionth of a second
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:12 pm to
I guess Trump is your boogeyman too along with the rest of the lunatics.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:15 pm to
How about using that thing on California, Oregon, and NY/Boston.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:19 pm to
can you imagine all the virgins a muslim would get if he got his hands on that technology
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:23 pm to
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guess Trump is your boogeyman too

Nope...I'm full on MAGA
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:40 pm to
Anybody else getting tired of this "science" bullshite? They just put a bunch of hard to spell words together and ask for money.


The crypto atomic quantum matter rectifier is covalencing particles into one of the ozone portals.

Hooray!! I'm a scientist!! It's all bullshite.

Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:50 pm to
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Within 30 femtoseconds—millionths of a billionth of a second—the molecule lost more than 50 electrons


Posted by Shiftyplus1
Marathon, FL
Member since Oct 2005
14746 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:51 pm to
That's sone uneducated shite to say. If someone explained how a microwave worked, would you just shrug and tell them, "Nah. That's all bullshite."
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