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Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:10 pm to Shiftyplus1
If it was bullshite then I would tell them it's bullshite. They only talk like that cause nobody ever calls them out on it. You start getting in their face about it and they'll shut up pretty quick with all that nonsense.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:11 pm to LucasP
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Anybody else getting tired of this "science" bullshite? They just put a bunch of hard to spell words together and ask for money.
The crypto atomic quantum matter rectifier is covalencing particles into one of the ozone portals.
Hooray!! I'm a scientist!! It's all bullshite.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:19 pm to Brazos
Was thinking about this the other day.. when they were first experimenting with the a bomb or h bombs some thought it could ignite the atmosphere bringing the end. Then CERN's shite now this. They will accidentally blow the world up one day.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:20 pm to cattus
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They will accidentally blow the world up one day.
It won't be accidental. Scientologists are working to bring an end to the world.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:20 pm to cattus
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They will accidentally blow the world up one day.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:23 pm to Langland
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:32 pm to Breesus
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femtoseconds
I'm calling bullshite on this. I mean, how can you even observe that, let alone measure?
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:37 pm to Tyga Woods
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I'm calling bullshite on this. I mean, how can you even observe that, let alone measure?
To be fair, they are scientists. They're used to only performing for a very short time period.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:43 pm to Tyga Woods
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I mean, how can you even observe that, let alone measure?
Stopwatch app on phone?
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:47 pm to Tyga Woods
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I'm calling bullshite on this. I mean, how can you even observe that, let alone measure?
Do some research on pulsed lasers.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:50 pm to LucasP
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If it was bullshite then I would tell them it's bullshite. They only talk like that cause nobody ever calls them out on it. You start getting in their face about it and they'll shut up pretty quick with all that nonsense.
Gonna tell Michio Kaku to meet me at Sonic and check my knuckles
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:52 pm to Tyga Woods
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I'm calling bull shite on this. I mean, how can you even observe that, let alone measure?
Ultrashort Pulse
Measurement techniques[edit]
Several techniques are available to measure ultrashort optical pulses:
intensity autocorrelation: gives the pulse width when a particular pulse shape is assumed.
Spectral interferometry (SI): a linear technique that can be used when a pre-characterized reference pulse is available. Gives the intensity and phase. The algorithm that extracts the intensity and phase from the SI signal is direct.
Spectral phase interferometry for direct electric-field reconstruction (SPIDER): a nonlinear self-referencing technique based on spectral shearing interferometry. The method is similar to SI, except that the reference pulse is a spectrally shifted replica of itself, allowing one to obtain the spectral intensity and phase of the probe pulse via a direct FFT filtering routine similar to SI, but which requires integration of the phase extracted from the interferogram to obtain the probe pulse phase.
Frequency-resolved optical gating (FROG): a nonlinear technique that yields the intensity and phase of a pulse. It's just a spectrally resolved autocorrelation. The algorithm that extracts the intensity and phase from a FROG trace is iterative.
Grating-eliminated no-nonsense observation of ultrafast incident laser light e-fields (GRENOUILLE), a simplified version of FROG. (Grenouille is French for "frog".)
Chirp Scan: a technique similar to MIIPS which measures the spectral phase of a pulse by applying a ramp of quadratic spectral phases and measuring second harmonic spectra. With respect to MIIPS, which requires many iterations to measure the spectral phase, only two chirp scans are needed to retrieve both the amplitude and the phase of the pulse.[4]
Methods of characterizing and controlling the ultrashort optical pulses:
Multiphoton intrapulse interference phase scan (MIIPS), a method to characterize and manipulate the ultrashort pulse.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:02 pm to SidewalkDawg
Come to watch LucasP fish.
See this Scientology wants to destroy the world.
They just want your wallet and for you to believe in there aluminum cans enough to give them your bank account.
For fricks sake their way of helping after a disaster is a free massage in an open air pavilion to pitch to you about what makes you unhappy.
"I dunno digging that kid out from underneath the rubble of the building, work my back or grab a shovel."
See this Scientology wants to destroy the world.
They just want your wallet and for you to believe in there aluminum cans enough to give them your bank account.
For fricks sake their way of helping after a disaster is a free massage in an open air pavilion to pitch to you about what makes you unhappy.
"I dunno digging that kid out from underneath the rubble of the building, work my back or grab a shovel."
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:21 pm to Wtodd
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I'm full on MAGA
MEGA - make earth great again
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:31 pm to ccomeaux
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Uh, no. nothing like a black hole. They created a vacuum, not an infinitely dense volume of matter that consumes anything in it's gravitational field.
Did so.
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