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Science: T-Rex was unable to masturbate, but it was a sensitive lover.

Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:32 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:32 am


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Despite its fearsome teeth and cumbersome body the T. rex was a sensitive lover according to a new study. The terrifying carnivore had a sensitive side - namely its nose, which was as sensitive as human fingertips.


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In contrast with its 9-inch-long teeth and 20-foot height, the monstrous dinosaur had a sensitive nose which yearned to be touched. As well as using its tactile nose to investigate surroundings, build nests and carefully pick up fragile eggs, the T. rex also enjoyed rubbing its sensitive face against that of a mate. The US researchers wrote in the journal Scientific Reports: "In courtship, tyrannosaurids might have rubbed their sensitive faces together as a vital part of pre-copulatory play."
Posted by TigerBait1971
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:33 am to
How the frick do they know this shite?
Posted by tke857
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:33 am to
thought of that exact same gif
Posted by elposter
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:34 am to
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How the frick do they know this shite?


They don't.

Posted by Navajo61490
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:34 am to
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How the frick do they know this shite?



Science!
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:34 am to
please tell me how they know an animal that lived 65-70 million years ago may have enjoyed a little nose to nose action
This post was edited on 3/30/17 at 9:35 am
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:35 am to
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which yearned to be touched

Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:35 am to
Sounds like the T. rex was gay, prob why it died off not an asteroid
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:35 am to
I'm pretty sure Family Guy did this


Edit: Yep
This post was edited on 3/30/17 at 9:36 am
Posted by GregMaddux
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:36 am to
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had a sensitive nose which yearned to be touched.


Give me a break
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:36 am to
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How the frick do they know this shite?


Comparing skeletal structure to similar animals (birds) today, and observing their habits.

Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:36 am to
They are trying to feminize the T-Rex now.

Next they'll try and say it was "gender fluid"
Or some other made up bullshittery.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:38 am to
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Next they'll try and say it was "gender fluid"
Or some other made up bullshittery.


Wasn't that the original Jurassic Park story line?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74576 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:38 am to
How do they know it couldn't masturbate? Sure, it had tiny little stubby arms. But it might have had a giant 30' long member that it could reach.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:38 am to
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They are trying to feminize the T-Rex now.

Next they'll try and say it was "gender fluid" Or some other made up bullshittery.


Didn't you watch Jurassic Park? The liberals have been gender questioning dinosaurs since the 90's

I mean the movie even shows how the dinosaurs are able to swap genders freely.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:39 am to
Posted by BCMCubs
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:40 am to
They dont know shite. They can come out with whatever information they want and because it is labeled "science" people will just take it as fact
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:41 am to
They don't, got some government grant, and made that shite up..
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:44 am to
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Next they'll try and say it was "gender fluid"
Or some other made up bullshitetery.



Life finds a way, baw.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/30/17 at 9:45 am to
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Wasn't that the original Jurassic Park story line?



Well frick me running.

Hoisted by my own petard.
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