Say you could return and play 1 season of 8th grade football

RB so after every TD I scored I could point to your wife in the stands just enough to make you wonder.

Nose guard, I'd destroy the qb every play.

Just trying to make some kids cry and piss off some parent coaches

LOL WTF?

Any grown man of decent size and strength would say QB and promptly go out there and destroy any and all 8th grade teams. I Mean seriously a grown man of average size , speed and strength could run the RPO and never even have to pass the ball, no 8th grader is going to tackle an adult. No team of 8th graders is going to do so.

You may as well ask "if you could go back and play basketball on an 8' rim against 5th graders, how many dunks a game would you have?" I mean that one charles dude he's like 5'8" so his answer would be zero but the rest of us would be dunking all over those 5th graders' asses.

I’d decline

Pushing around 8th graders doesn’t really get me excited

Tough call......I may be too grief-stricken to beat down my opponents.

25- 6’2 215 would run like a gazelle hit like a GMC Sierra with an arm like a fricking python

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Any grown man of decent size and strength would say QB and promptly go out there and destroy any and all 8th grade teams.

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as a fifth grader one of the coaches, who wasn't that old, and had played hs football decides one day he's going to return a kickoff at practice, he didn't make it ten yards before the biggest man child on the team absolutely cut him in half, had to go to the hospital, wore a back brace for the rest of the season

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How big is the average 8th grader?

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don't know about the average but there was a kid in my younger brother's eighth grade class that wore a size 16 shoe, he was about 6' and 190, too big for eighth grade, had to play varsity, ended up being a 4 year letterman at Tech