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re: Say we start a Tigerdroppings theme park, since Disney has gone full woke/pedo

Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157363 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:57 am to
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There will be a place called "The OweO District" which will be where all the gambling, drinking, ladies of the night, etc will be
The Slap Chris Room will be much more popular

Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23246 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:57 am to
Coach O Shrimp Po Boys and served from an actual Shrimp Boat, the Lady Kim, will also be available.

Coach O will be frying the shrimp when hes not banging 25 year olds in Destin.

His cousin T-Boog will catch and fry the oysters.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14232 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:59 am to
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Looks a bit like the Holly Rowe-ler coaster



Paige coaster has more corkscrews.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134639 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:00 am to
We’ve gotta have a Bella Noche




SuperSaint can run the Escape room
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14405 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:02 am to
Garcia Roofing will construct and maintain all facility roofs.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157363 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:02 am to
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We’ve gotta have a Bella Noche
that would turn things up a noche
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8683 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:04 am to
All ice cream machines will be called Frozen Titty Milk Dispensories and every cloudy day we close down and kids and government officials will not be allowed in.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150142 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:06 am to
TulaneLSU shows
Picture opportunities with nymeria
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:07 am to
All park staff will wear an official uniform consisting of a Columbia fishing shirt, cargo shorts, and white Oakleys.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134639 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:09 am to
We will have an actual, physical Banland we send troublemakers to. It will be a large elevated soundproof building in the middle of the park where you can watch everyone else having fun but can’t interact with anyone. It will be situated above the hamster cages.



Hamster Wheels! A fun ride that actually powers the park.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80692 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:09 am to
Will there be a GeauxJudge ride where we watch celebrity adoptions?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:10 am to
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park staff will wear an official uniform consisting of a Columbia fishing shirt, cargo shorts, and white Oakleys.



Shrimp boots for everyone!!!!
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150142 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:10 am to
Some kind of baw paw attraction
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157363 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:11 am to
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We will have an actual, physical Banland we send troublemakers to. It will be a large elevated soundproof building in the middle of the park where you can watch everyone else having fun but can’t interact with anyone. It will be situated above the hamster cages.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17204 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:20 am to
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I hope your newly invented theme park has weight limits.


I figured that a TD theme park would automatically have a “no fatties” rule.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29594 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:23 am to
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My midnight basketball ride will be lit


Instead of a "How tall are you?" sign, it's "Who did you vote for?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134639 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:24 am to
The Droppies would be held here.


Speaking of, whatever happened to the Drop-pies
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157363 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:25 am to
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Speaking of, whatever happened to the Drop-pies
discontinued after I kept monopolizing them
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40305 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:28 am to
A slow ride called "the loop" where you circumvent the BR traffic

A live show where you can see a reenactment of Les roasting Moscona
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:28 am to
Skillet's unisex kissing booth & more, $5 per standard kiss, $7 per French kiss. Male & female groping $10, female groping free for hammers.
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