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Sales guy on the phone in airport... who is more annoying?

Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6567 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:03 pm
Nobody.

Usually has a midwestern accent. Talking a lot about specs and prices and shite.

Talking loudly from the moment he gets to the gate. Talking while lined up at the gate. Talking getting on the plane. Talking until the plane takes off. “Hey I gotta go.”

Hate that guy. One is sitting next to me in STL.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:04 pm to
Sorry brah. My sex dolls don’t sell themselves
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:04 pm to
ABC
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:04 pm to
Crow hop throat punch him and he’ll stop
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:04 pm to
Move. Check him.... Anything but annoy us with your drivel.
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 12:05 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41507 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:05 pm to
Baw is making a buck. You sound jealous.
Posted by PrettyBird
Aspen
Member since Feb 2010
10355 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:05 pm to
Do you not travel with headphones? Mistake #1
Posted by Josh Allen
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
445 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Sales guy on the phone in airport... who is more annoying?

People who eavesdrop on people at the airport
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:07 pm to
get on your phone, real or imagined, and stand next to him and out yell him. I do it all the time.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10820 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:07 pm to
yeah he sucks...worst part is him calling as soon as plane lands but before everybods off.

plane is totally quiet except for that douche using power phrases like "we need to be more granular"
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21405 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Sales guy on the phone in airport

quote:

One is sitting next to me in STL.



Start talking to him loudly like his conversation is with you. Whatever he says or quotes, just be real negative about it. Get in his mind. He'll either get the hint (probably not) or at least move away from you.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27057 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:10 pm to
People gotta eat and put a roof over their family's head. Just trying to hustle, ya know. I applaud the generic product salesman. A true American hero. Plus they'll give you shwag and buy you meals and drinks.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:11 pm to
The shower curtain rings ain’t gonna sell themselves baw
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64376 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:12 pm to
Unless you work in the public sector, most likely your livelihood depends on a sales rep doing his or her job.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61858 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:15 pm to
poor people flying commercial and bitching about other poors
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Crow hop throat punch

That's my band's new name.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10820 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:18 pm to
put me down for a shirt
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:20 pm to
If we're talking just in the airport/airplane, you are exactly right. On one of my flights this past summer, the guy across the aisle hopped on the phone as soon as we landed throwing out office lingo left and right in a really loud voice. Half the plane wanted to strangle him.

"Ping me when you get the PowerPoint and we'll put our heads together so we can better streamline it to our objectives."
Posted by slick50
Member since Jan 2015
190 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:22 pm to
Hey man, you don't gotta try and look like a big shot being on an airplane! I save all year for Southwest and wish I could hear a big shot salesman selling sex dolls or whatever
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33436 posts
Posted on 1/23/20 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Nobody.

Usually has a midwestern accent. Talking a lot about specs and prices and shite.


Yes. And the need to have an interface with the home office in Dubuque.

And about the great idea Ben Tobin had in the last interface that they need to have meetings about when everyone is back at the office

And about how they need to touch base soon to iron out a deal.

And about how Ellen in Marketing needs to "stay in her lane" concerning the latest proposals.

I could go on....
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