re: Rugby player becomes quadriplegic after eating a slug on a dare

Let this be my living will:

If I ever eat a slug and become a quadriplegic, pull the fricking plug.

Really sad story

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A group of young friends was sitting around at a table drinking red wine

am I the only one who can't stand when professional journalists make grammatical errors?

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Care to share your brilliance with us dullards?

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We've all done dumb, harmless shite on a whim.

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I wouldn't call what he did "harmless shite"....that's one reason why you don't eat random live animals because you don't have a damn clue what they ate.

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am I the only one who can't stand when professional journalists make grammatical errors? Also, why do I notice stupid shite like that?

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Epic fail

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Rugby player

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Eye, yeye, yeye, yeye
Rodriquez the Mexican pervert
He buggered his mother
And cornholed his brother
So they waltzed him around by his willy

So sing me another verse
That's worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my willy.

There once was a young lady from Dallas
who used dynamite as a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Dallas

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Care to share your brilliance with us dullards?

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Nope, I’m dumb.

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Group is singular.

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You’re absolutely correct, see above.

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Epic fail

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Yes, yes it is.

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