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Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida

Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:50 pm
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:50 pm
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Forget Florida man, now there’s Florida monkeys.

A roving band of feral, herpes-ridden monkeys is now roaming across northeast Florida.

The STD-addled rhesus macaques had previously been confined to Silver Springs State Park near Ocala, Florida, but are now being spotted miles away in Jacksonville, St. Johns, St. Augustine, Palatka, Welaka and Elkton, Florida according to a local ABC affiliate, First Coast News.

Even more worrying: over a quarter of the 300 feral macaques — an invasive species native to south and southeast Asia — carry herpes B, according to a 2018 survey, National Geographic reported.

The monkeys were introduced to the area in the 1930s by a local cruise operator, Colonel Tooey’s Jungle Cruise, which released 12 monkeys over a series of years onto a man-made island inside Silver Springs State Park. The monkeys swam to freedom and reproduced at alarming rates and are now wandering around residential areas.
Curious George
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184596 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:52 pm to
Florida man probably fricked a Florida monkey and started the spread
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76121 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:52 pm to
So don't mouthfrick any feral monkeys in the Jacksonville area.

Got it.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:53 pm to
Bi-Curious George
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38786 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

So don't mouthfrick any feral monkeys in the Jacksonville area.

Got it.


I don't think this is as common knowledge as you'd think down there
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
4161 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:03 pm to
I read it and immediately went to the back yard. Monkeys with herpes are obviously giving it up.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61025 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:06 pm to
What's in the water over there
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:08 pm to
We’ve had some quality thread titles these past few days
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36636 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:41 pm to
They are a little early for spring break.
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

They are a little early for spring break.


They've been spotted heading southwest towards Panama City beach.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
15016 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

What's in the water over there


apparently herpes
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:17 pm to
Why did your mom frick monkeys?
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12277 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:20 pm to
Sell hunting licenses and open fire.
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
7420 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:25 pm to
First we have hogs as a nuisance and now we have monkeys? I'm thinking they are small and #4 lead will dispatch them fairly easy.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19319 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:44 pm to
Judge to the monkeys face
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
10189 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66883 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:03 pm to
Lascivious George
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159054 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida

I know it's only Feb, but this is the headline of the year so far
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39253 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:13 pm to
This isnt hard hitting stuff guys. We are acting like we should be surprised at heroes monkeys in Florida when this should be exactly what we expect. No disprespect OP
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