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Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:50 pm
quote:Curious George
Forget Florida man, now there’s Florida monkeys.
A roving band of feral, herpes-ridden monkeys is now roaming across northeast Florida.
The STD-addled rhesus macaques had previously been confined to Silver Springs State Park near Ocala, Florida, but are now being spotted miles away in Jacksonville, St. Johns, St. Augustine, Palatka, Welaka and Elkton, Florida according to a local ABC affiliate, First Coast News.
Even more worrying: over a quarter of the 300 feral macaques — an invasive species native to south and southeast Asia — carry herpes B, according to a 2018 survey, National Geographic reported.
The monkeys were introduced to the area in the 1930s by a local cruise operator, Colonel Tooey’s Jungle Cruise, which released 12 monkeys over a series of years onto a man-made island inside Silver Springs State Park. The monkeys swam to freedom and reproduced at alarming rates and are now wandering around residential areas.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:52 pm to Rammin TX
Florida man probably fricked a Florida monkey and started the spread
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:52 pm to Rammin TX
So don't mouthfrick any feral monkeys in the Jacksonville area.
Got it.
Got it.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 7:54 pm to deeprig9
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So don't mouthfrick any feral monkeys in the Jacksonville area.
Got it.
I don't think this is as common knowledge as you'd think down there
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:03 pm to Lawyered
I read it and immediately went to the back yard. Monkeys with herpes are obviously giving it up.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:06 pm to Rammin TX
What's in the water over there 
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:08 pm to Rammin TX
We’ve had some quality thread titles these past few days 
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:41 pm to Rammin TX
They are a little early for spring break.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:08 pm to JackieTreehorn
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They are a little early for spring break.
They've been spotted heading southwest towards Panama City beach.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:16 pm to RLDSC FAN
quote:
What's in the water over there
apparently herpes
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:17 pm to Rammin TX
Why did your mom frick monkeys?
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:20 pm to Rammin TX
Sell hunting licenses and open fire.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:25 pm to Rammin TX
First we have hogs as a nuisance and now we have monkeys? I'm thinking they are small and #4 lead will dispatch them fairly easy.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:05 pm to Rammin TX
quote:I know it's only Feb, but this is the headline of the year so far
Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:13 pm to Rammin TX
This isnt hard hitting stuff guys. We are acting like we should be surprised at heroes monkeys in Florida when this should be exactly what we expect. No disprespect OP
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