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re: Robbing a bank

Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:44 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86428 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:44 am to
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How the frick do so many TD posters personally know bank robbers



Guy I went to HS with, his dad was a rather successful bank robber. Apparently robbed 12 banks over 2 years and got popped on his last one.

He ended up going away for 15 years + restitution. He was a seemingly normal guy too. Loved working on cars, not married
Posted by bigjoe1
Member since Jan 2024
794 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:09 am to
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Guy I went to HS with, his dad was a rather successful bank robber. Apparently robbed 12 banks over 2 years and got popped on his last one.

He ended up going away for 15 years + restitution. He was a seemingly normal guy too. Loved working on cars, not married


That's not my definition of success.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2603 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:24 am to
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A dude I somewhat knew in college robbed a bank wearing an old man mask. He and the dude with him both ended up getting caught. I think he served 5-6 years in fed prison, but he’s out now.


San Antonio? We may know the same dude.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16871 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:32 am to
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I’ve always heard don’t frick with the armored truck workers, they’re better trained than you would think


We have ATMs in my building and I've been next to the guy refilling it as I waited. He drove the armored truck. Made pleasantries with him. Iraqi war veteran with neck tattoos and cauliflower ears. Certainly didn't seem to be the type to mess with

This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 11:33 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16871 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:33 am to
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I would think the easiest banks to rob would be small branches in rural towns, particularly towns with no police force under sheriffs jurisdiction.

Could get in and out fast before any LEO shows up


Hell or High Water


Great movie.
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
2030 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:54 am to
Years ago in Athens, some guys in rent-a-cop security uniforms stood outside the night deposit box outside the bank. Told the depositors that someone had broken a key in the box. Friday night. Had a metal lock box for them to put the bags in.

Genius.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70894 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 11:57 am to
Actually. You can just pass a note and the teller is supposed to give you whats in their drawer. Tell them only loose bills. You'll walk with $3-10k. More they need to open the vault or involve other lanes.
Actually better to rob the armored truck. Can get big money.

The issue with any is getting away. But if you could fly out that day before your ID'd maybe you could get away.
Just doesn't seem worth the risk.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10504 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 12:06 pm to
A service writer at a dealership in Metairie took a customers car on a test drive after work was completed. Decided he could rob a bank while on said test drive and never get caught.
Bank was able to write the plate number down on the getaway car, police went to the house of the car owner and he said his car was at the dealership in Metairie. Service writer had to wear the chrome bracelets.
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
22789 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 12:06 pm to
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Antonio? We may know the same dude.


Yup!! Dude seemed to go off the deep end
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75015 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 12:08 pm to
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1974, a bunch of citizens chased down four bank robbers who robbed the Caddo Mills, Texas bank. Two of the robbers were state troopers, the two others were former state troopers holding other law enforcement jobs.


Dex Morgan will be here shortly.
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2523 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 12:08 pm to
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A friend of mine was a public defender. He said it was surprisingly easy to rob a bank and get away with it. The problem came when they got away with it, that they tried it again. If you just stopped at one bank, your chances were higher than you'd think, but more than one was where people got caught. He also said the take wasn't that great. Just a few thousand in cash these days.

This makes sense, maybe you get away with it 1 or 2 times with good planning, but eventually you (or one of your associates) will mess up and its over. Tends to work like that for most crimes.

Still love The Wire, most of the "bad" guys weren't caught or killed because they had a major screw up, but rather due to an associate screwing them or some minor thing that snowballed into a big thing.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2603 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:22 pm to
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Yup!! Dude seemed to go off the deep end


I randomly ran into him about a year ago, he seems to have straightened himself out pretty well. I hope he has.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144369 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:27 pm to
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The amount banks lose on fraud is staggering.
id think fraud and robbery to be two separate line items
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105393 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:44 pm to
Robbing is morally wrong... Yet the only concern the OT has apparently is getting away with it. SAD!
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16871 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:46 pm to
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Guy I went to HS with, his dad was a rather successful bank robber. Apparently robbed 12 banks over 2 years and got popped on his last one.

He ended up going away for 15 years + restitution. He was a seemingly normal guy too. Loved working on cars, not married


That's not my definition of success.



11/12

That's an A-.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82735 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:47 pm to
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Yet the only concern the OT has apparently is getting away with it


that, in question form, is permeated throughout the MMPI in different wordings, a lot of posters on here would do miserably on that
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
22789 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 5:09 pm to
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randomly ran into him about a year ago, he seems to have straightened himself out pretty well. I hope he has.


Hope so. He was a pretty good dude back at SLU. Figured drugs must’ve gotten a hold of him..He added me on FB a while back.
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
194 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:08 pm to
trick is, dont bring a weapon, dont mention a weapon, just give em a note saying "give me all your money in the drawer" or whatever. That way you dont get 35 years for armed robbery
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31785 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 7:16 pm to
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Easier just to steal a loaded semi and take it to NYC to sell.
Two brothers from Farmerville were arrested for involvement in a mob related ring where they had been stealing loaded semi's, all over the South, and driving them to New York. I think reports said over 50 people were arrested by the FBI that day.
Posted by Big Fat Guy
Member since Nov 2020
601 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 8:50 pm to
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Most ingenious bank robbery I've ever heard of was about 35 years ago. South Georgia. Opening day of deer season. Guy walked in dressed in camo. Fled in an old pickup truck. Half the population fit his description that day. They never caught him.
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