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Replace girl in a song lyric with squirrel
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:13 pm
Squirrels just wanna have fun
I just met a squirrel named Maria
Who run the world? Squirrels
I guess you’d say, what could make me feel this way? My squirrel
I just met a squirrel named Maria
Who run the world? Squirrels
I guess you’d say, what could make me feel this way? My squirrel
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:16 pm to Stonehog
This seemed stupid at first glance.
But I read it twice, sang it twice AND I've been drinking. Not bad. Not bad at all.
But I read it twice, sang it twice AND I've been drinking. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:16 pm to Stonehog
Jesus, again?
Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a squirrel before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man."
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
ETA: I removed the book title, since this is song lyrics
Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a squirrel before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man."
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
ETA: I removed the book title, since this is song lyrics
This post was edited on 5/7/21 at 11:59 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:17 pm to Stonehog
“What a squirrel wants.” -Aguilera
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:18 pm to Stonehog
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:18 pm to BuddyRoeaux
She was an American Squirrel - Tom Petty
I Kissed a Squirrel and I liked it - Katy Perry
I Kissed a Squirrel and I liked it - Katy Perry
This post was edited on 5/7/21 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:20 pm to Stonehog
Get it Squirrel
-2 Live Crew
-2 Live Crew
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:21 pm to Stonehog
I’m just a squirrel, oh little old me
Well, don’t let me out of your sight
Oh I’m just a squirrel, all pretty and petite
So don’t let me have any rights
Well, don’t let me out of your sight
Oh I’m just a squirrel, all pretty and petite
So don’t let me have any rights
This post was edited on 5/7/21 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:21 pm to Stonehog
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:22 pm to Stonehog
Replace You in a song with Jew
Jew Really Got Me
Jew Send Me
Jew Never Give Me Jewer Money
Put Jew In A song For No Reason:
A Boy Named Jew
Jew Really Got Me
Jew Send Me
Jew Never Give Me Jewer Money
Put Jew In A song For No Reason:
A Boy Named Jew
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:24 pm to Stonehog
I said squirrel, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:24 pm to Stonehog
And the colored squirrels go
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
(Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Dooh)
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
(Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Dooh)
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:28 pm to Ace Midnight
My brown-eyed squirrel
You, my brown-eyed squirrell
Do you remember when we used to sing?
Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
Just like that
Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da, la-tee-da
You, my brown-eyed squirrell
Do you remember when we used to sing?
Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da
Just like that
Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da, la-tee-da
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:31 pm to madamsquirrel
quote:
by madamgirl
See what I'm doing there? It's subtle.....
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:33 pm to Stonehog
I walk the town keep searching all around, looking for my street corner squirrel
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:34 pm to davyjones
My husband has probably sang at least half of these to me at some point 

Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:35 pm to Stonehog
Just a small town squirrel
living in a lonely world
living in a lonely world
Posted on 5/7/21 at 11:37 pm to Stonehog
Uptown squirrel
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her birthing person never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown squirrel
She's been living in her white-bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her birthing person never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown squirrel
She's been living in her white-bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
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