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Reincarnated as dog or human?
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:37 pm
It's your turn to go back to earth. You are given a choice of a life pretty much identical to what you have Now. OR
15 years as a dog in a home where you will be loved and cared for. The 15 years will seem like 90 human years to you.
WWYD?
15 years as a dog in a home where you will be loved and cared for. The 15 years will seem like 90 human years to you.
WWYD?
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Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:38 pm to Jim Rockford
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Reincarnated as dog or human?
How the frick is this even a question?
Human.
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:39 pm to Jim Rockford
Human
Dogs don’t have thumbs. Thumbs are pretty important.
Dogs don’t have thumbs. Thumbs are pretty important.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:39 pm to Jim Rockford
dog, but only if I'm a pit bull trained to attack wypipo
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:39 pm to Jim Rockford
I'll take boxer. Name me Bud or Dude.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:41 pm to Jim Rockford
Dog and would vigorously drag my butt all over everybody’s carpet. Everybody’s
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:42 pm to Jim Rockford
Do I get to lick my own balls or only ones covered in peanut butter?
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:43 pm to Jim Rockford
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15 years as a dog in a home where you will be loved and cared for
Lay around and sleep/play all day, fed for free, and given all the love and belly rubs I can handle? Sign me up
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:48 pm to Jim Rockford
Dog easily.
Sleep and chill inside all day. Someone puts food and water in bowl every morning and night. Plus I’m smart so it’ll be easy to learn tricks and get treats.
Sleep and chill inside all day. Someone puts food and water in bowl every morning and night. Plus I’m smart so it’ll be easy to learn tricks and get treats.
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:50 pm to Jim Rockford
Human, male again preferably but if it had to be as a female, a serial bean flicker.
Not the bullish type, either me or my victims.
Not the bullish type, either me or my victims.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 12:04 am to dbeck
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Do I get to lick my own balls or only ones covered in peanut butter?
Odds are your balls would be removed by your loving owner.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 12:54 am to Jim Rockford
I've said 100 times, if I am reincarnated I want to come back as my daughters' shi tzu: That dog gives zero fricks. She lives w 3 pit mixes and is the HDIC. Nothing, and I mean nothing upsets her. 4 of my 5 dogs are all pacing and panting bc of the weather - that dog is sound a sleep, not a worry in the world.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 1:42 am to HaveMercy
Tell us more about your daughter
Posted on 5/21/18 at 3:29 am to Jim Rockford
Totally depends on the kind of dog. No way I’m coming back as some shitty miniature dog
But let me be a lab and hell yeah id take it
But let me be a lab and hell yeah id take it
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 3:30 am
Posted on 5/21/18 at 6:51 am to Pelican fan99
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Totally depends on the kind of dog. No way I’m coming back as some shitty miniature dog
I dunno.
Being a Yorkie or some similar breed might not be so bad if your owner is some hot, busty celebrity who likes to snuggle. If Kim Kardashian has a dog I bet it has a good life.
But I would still rather be human.
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