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re: Reason #67 why CrossFit needs to be banned

Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4970 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:21 pm to
I don't blame them one bit! I once saw a video of some Brazilian cartel or what not cut a girls hand off while she just stood there crying in the jungle!I couldn't ascertain why because the dialogue was all in Spanish. I think they're even more ruthless than the Mexicans!!
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35028 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:36 pm to
People are sheep
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19273 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:37 pm to
Did you know you can get fit and big without doing any variety of pull-up?

I’m hoping so because both exercises sound ridiculous.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:40 pm to
Ok that’s really damn funny.
Posted by redandright
Member since Jun 2011
9793 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:40 pm to
Reminds me of Uncle Buck when he would pull up at the school, and his car would backfire.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6352 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:41 pm to
Box jumps are even dumber than those kipping pull ups.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74995 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:43 pm to
They gone!
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Box jumps are even dumber than those kipping pull ups.


Box jumps are great, fat boy
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8906 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Box jumps are even dumber than those kipping pull ups.


You can do step ups fatty
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 6:11 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6352 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

Box jumps are great, fat boy


Putting all that force on your joints? Stupid. Cross Fit was dreamed up by orthopedic surgeons for easy retirement income.
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 6:58 pm to
Cross fit is the new fanny pack. Sure it makes sense but no self respecting person does it.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Putting all that force on your joints? Stupid.


"I don't know what the frick I'm talking about" would be more efficient
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74706 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Quick smash and grab type thing.
<——was guilty of a variant of this in my ute with (at least) several females…
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20139 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:02 pm to
Consenting adults exercising too hard should have government intervention?

Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8906 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Putting all that force on your joints? Stupid. Cross Fit was dreamed up by orthopedic surgeons for easy retirement income.


Clearly your fat arse has never done box jumps. Almost no impact landing if you not fat.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6019 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:04 pm to
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Those CrossFit pull-ups are hilariously embarrassing


CrossFit teaches terrible form and are prime examples on how to blow out your joints.
Posted by 3BlockUber
Member since Aug 2022
641 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:12 pm to
Let’s blame the car for a drunk driver, huh? Ain’t the cross fit peoples’s fault the diners were idiots.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69986 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:21 pm to
No, they are a great tool to implement for plyometric work to develop lower body power.

That being said, it needs to be properly programmed in a training program
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69986 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:23 pm to
Box jumps have been around long before Crossfit
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 8:27 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6352 posts
Posted on 9/24/22 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Clearly your fat arse has never done box jumps. Almost no impact landing if you not fat.




Not fat, but retired from cross fit in my early 50s.

Apparently you don't understand physics.
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