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re: Real Dolls...Spinoff From Barbie Doll Thread nsfw

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Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18815 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 4:49 pm to
Yea, I saw the Real Sex episode in 1997
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42574 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 4:50 pm to
Came to post this.
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/19/18 at 4:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 7:54 am
Posted by Donkeypunch
Georgia
Member since Jun 2007
1421 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:01 pm to
2,4,5,3,6,1
This post was edited on 3/19/18 at 5:03 pm
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14310 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:25 pm to
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2,4

GTFO! Those redheads are legit crazy!
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90839 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:41 pm to
I kind of want to try one just to see how it feels compared to the real thing
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:44 pm to
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Legit WYHI

Idk about that. I'm pretty sure everybody WHI at least once
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90839 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

The company will even take it back and re engineer or re tune it after a while. Sort of like a car maintenance plan with the dealer.



If only this could be done with a real woman
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114036 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:47 pm to
That is some weird shite. My dogs would end up tearing it up jumping all over it and try to drag it around.... Or I would end up forgetting I had it and go in the room one day and it would scare the shite out of me...
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:53 pm to
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My dogs would end up tearing it up jumping all over it and try to drag it around



exactly, and i'm out $12K
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45363 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 5:58 pm to
Where do you keep this thing? I mean it’s not an easy thing to hide.

Do you just never have company over?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53107 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 6:01 pm to
I hope in some alternate universe there's a chick that has a real doll of me
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17313 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 6:03 pm to
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Where do you keep this thing? I mean it’s not an easy thing to hide.

Do you just never have company over?




These men don't look like the type to have many friends, but the answer is: their mom's basement...
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47659 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 6:05 pm to
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So, for example, you could have one made that looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.



Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 6:09 pm to
All I see are tits that never sag, a mouth that never talks (like to say I have a headache), and a twat that never craves BBC.














Do they discount for live trade-ins?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47659 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 6:11 pm to
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a twat that never craves BBC.


quote:

Do they discount for live trade-ins?


Sorry to hear about Tyrone and your Mrs.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 6:28 pm to
I'm not even gonna try to lie. If one of these arrived at my house and I opened that crate.... I would nail the lid shut, tell my wife its a boat part and wait for her to leave.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 7:05 pm to
what do you do with it once you get a girlfriend? what's that? it's never happened in the history of real doll ownership? not surprising.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 7:23 pm to
The only correct answer is to make her be lesbian with it
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45363 posts
Posted on 3/19/18 at 8:20 pm to
Good idea.

I like where your mind’s at.
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