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Ready to fight my BIL on Christmas Eve.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:12 pm
Old lady invites her sister and new husband to spend Christmas at our house this year. They arrive yesterday evening and everything goes ok, other than he’s not much of a talker. I get up this morning and fix a big Christmas Eve breakfast, the SIL and daughter come out to eat with us. BIL didn’t get up because he’s a “late sleeper” according to SIL. I’m pissed because it’s fricking Christmas Eve and you’re at my house but sleep in, instead of having breakfast with the family.
After we eat, have coffee, and chat for a hour, this fricker is still in bed. I dump all the extra bacon/sausage/pancakes in the trash because frick that guy. Old lady is pissed I did it so she’s sulking. Now get this! At 11:30 I see my SIL in the kitchen frying bacon and eggs for this fricker. Well I’m instantly pissed, but then she takes it to him in bed!! This fricker gets a private breakfast in bed on Christmas Eve morning! He then gets up around 12:15, comes and flops down on the couch and starts texting/fricking around on his phone.
I’m ready to fricking fight and haven’t had my first Christmas drink yet.
Rant over.
After we eat, have coffee, and chat for a hour, this fricker is still in bed. I dump all the extra bacon/sausage/pancakes in the trash because frick that guy. Old lady is pissed I did it so she’s sulking. Now get this! At 11:30 I see my SIL in the kitchen frying bacon and eggs for this fricker. Well I’m instantly pissed, but then she takes it to him in bed!! This fricker gets a private breakfast in bed on Christmas Eve morning! He then gets up around 12:15, comes and flops down on the couch and starts texting/fricking around on his phone.
I’m ready to fricking fight and haven’t had my first Christmas drink yet.
Rant over.
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Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:13 pm to HogBalls
Sounds like he got ole girl trained well.
Yoh should take notes
Yoh should take notes
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:13 pm to HogBalls
My bad, banging your sister in law wore me out
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:13 pm to HogBalls
quote:
BIL didn’t get up because he’s a “late sleeper” according to SIL.
He was up all night spraying them guts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:14 pm to HogBalls
Probably falls asleep with his shoes on.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:15 pm to HogBalls
Breakfast and now they’re having the secks in your house
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:15 pm to HogBalls
I feel like we read this last year as well…
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:15 pm to HogBalls
Kick his arse! Remember to post pics (or it didn't happen).
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to HogBalls
If you stay at someone else’s house and don’t get up until noon you have some serious issues.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to HogBalls
Sounds like you got the wrong sister hoss 
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to TaderSalad
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now they’re having the secks in your house
Sheeet, ole boy blew that girl's back out in the guest room last night.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to HogBalls
quote:That was dumb
I dump all the extra bacon/sausage/pancakes in the trash because frick that guy. Old lady is pissed I did it so she’s sulking.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to HogBalls
You need to calm the frick down and quit being a whiny little bitch about that.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to HogBalls
Sounds like you’re jelly.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:16 pm to HogBalls
What kind of wasteful person throws out good leftovers? Especially bacon and sausage. I'd have put that in ziplock bags in the fridge and then been pissed at him for eating my leftovers.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:17 pm to HogBalls
quote:
Old lady invites her sister and new husband to spend Christmas at our house this year. They arrive yesterday evening and everything goes ok, other than he’s not much of a talker. I get up this morning and fix a big Christmas Eve breakfast, the SIL and daughter come out to eat with us. BIL didn’t get up because he’s a “late sleeper” according to SIL. I’m pissed because it’s fricking Christmas Eve and you’re at my house but sleep in, instead of having breakfast with the family.
After we eat, have coffee, and chat for a hour, this fricker is still in bed. I dump all the extra bacon/sausage/pancakes in the trash because frick that guy. Old lady is pissed I did it so she’s sulking. Now get this! At 11:30 I see my SIL in the kitchen frying bacon and eggs for this fricker. Well I’m instantly pissed, but then she takes it to him in bed!! This fricker gets a private breakfast in bed on Christmas Eve morning! He then gets up around 12:15, comes and flops down on the couch and starts texting/fricking around on his phone.
I’m ready to fricking fight and haven’t had my first Christmas drink yet.
Rant over.
This sounds like you are jealous.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:17 pm to HogBalls
Why are you fighting him?
Sounds like you should be sitting down with a notebook and pen since you clearly don’t have it figured out
Sounds like you should be sitting down with a notebook and pen since you clearly don’t have it figured out
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:18 pm to HogBalls
That dude is living it up. Probably jerking off and nastying up the sheets as well. Too bad for you.
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