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re: Random OT thoughts. Contribute what you will.

Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:06 am to
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11180 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:06 am to
Don’t lick a gift whore in the mouth.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17320 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:25 am to
People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:34 am to
Stupid people are like glow sticks. i like to snap them, and shake the shite out of them until the light comes on.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4317 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:40 am to
Buy low, sell high.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:43 am to
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9641 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:47 am to
Bitches be trippin
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:50 am to
As much as we watch our kids grow up, they are watching us grow up as well.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23428 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:51 am to
There’s a time and place for spontaneity.
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5199 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 7:55 am to
The field mouse is fast but the owl hunts at night
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:17 am to
This one seems particularly apropos for the O-T:

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100341 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:50 am to
Squirt really is pee and I don’t really care
Posted by LSUStjames
Member since Dec 2005
3518 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:53 am to
"The sign of a mature man is a certain scar he bears: the memory of a perfect woman never won, or of a once-true love forever lost. However much he may love you, he is only here because she is not."
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 8:56 am to
At the night’s end, eager beats pretty
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54832 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Get some new pussy and buy a 4Runner


If your dick was bigger, you'd find some new pussy here.

-Richard Pryor
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:29 am to
JJ Walker insurance commercial....he sounds and acts like a retard. his short arm gyrations and speech is pure retard.

I flip it w/ the quickness when retard comes on. And the black woman is a man.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9683 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:31 am to
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16318 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 9:58 am to
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6290 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 10:07 am to
Urinal cakes are actually Belgian waffles.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2073 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 10:31 am to
The Lord loves a working man, don't trust Whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45320 posts
Posted on 7/9/22 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Why does every Waffle House only put butter on the very middle of toast???


You take a guy that has the organizational skills to run a small corporation, make him do two people's jobs, pay him enough to show him that you don't give a shite aboot him, then support him by saying "Hurry up. You can do it, fricker", instead of helping him, then see if he will properly butter toast.
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