Started By
Message

re: Quit smoking for new years with my whore of a SO, and last night she caved.

Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29535 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:39 pm to
I've yet to fake cancer, herpes, a kidnapping, or a break in...
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:40 pm to
would read again
Posted by weedGOKU666
Member since Jan 2013
3746 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Anybody successfully quit with some insight om how to deal with a piece of shite woman who is too weak to quit with you?


Lock her up in the stocks and have your neighbors pelt her mercilessly with rotten vegetables
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4788 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:41 pm to
Don't forget the massive house.

Pete
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:41 pm to
Get her to try the patch. When you smoke on the patch you get dizzy and feel like shite. It's a good deterrent.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216153 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

I've yet to fake cancer


Didn't....


quote:

herpes,


WTF????



quote:

a kidnapping


Again...WTF?????



quote:

or a break in...



Again...WTF???????????
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41382 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:42 pm to
You're usually pretty good at trolling, this just sucked
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26087 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Wow that's original... Can't you even come up with anything different little boy??? What are you 14???? you post like it... Another person on here that needs his as kicked just because.......... But I am sure it happens to you all the time with your punk mouth..........



You'd hobble away like the old arse you are with you gnat testicles dangling like Christmas tree ornaments.
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 7:44 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

You made it 4 whole days huh?!



doesn't sound like much, I know. But if there's any other cold turkeyers here, they can confirm it sucks.
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:44 pm to
In order:

1. Get penicillin shot

2. Dump her

3. Take up TD posting as your new vice in place of cigs
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216153 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

You'd hobble away like the old arse you are with you gnat testicles dangling like Christmas tree ornaments



Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45724 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:44 pm to
Go get some e-cig nicotine vape juice and mainline it directly into your eyeball .

That will show her who is boss
Posted by weedGOKU666
Member since Jan 2013
3746 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

You're usually pretty good at trolling, this just sucked



Doesn't look like trolling to me... I see a desperate man turning to his e-friends pleading for solutions to an awful problem.... Next time why don't you drop the 'tude and try to be helpful
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136297 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:45 pm to
Pure Beta
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 7:46 pm
Posted by FlappingPierre
St. George
Member since Nov 2013
4970 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:45 pm to
Why not leave her? Easy solution
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:45 pm to
OP needs to adopt an IDGAF attitude about this and maybe most issues in his life. Just stop giving a frick about what she and other people do. You'll be happier, much happier, if that means anything to you.

I just made a T-shirt that reads PRO-APATHY in big bold letters, and the response has been pretty good so far, an indication that I'm on to something. PRO-APATHY will be the big thing this year, so here's a heads up to the OP, get with it.

Or not. I don't give a frick.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26087 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:46 pm to
I bet Chris Benoit would even be ashamed of you.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

You're usually pretty good at trolling,


Thanks, gave that up for awhile. A little break to clear up some trolling writer's block.

quote:

this just sucked



This was true and I thought relatable. Sorry for wasting your time....
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4788 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:46 pm to
Man go back to sleep. No one talking to you.

Edit: don't update your post after you started getting down votes. Calling Louisiana people trash. From a family tree humping hillbilly no less.
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 7:48 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26087 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:47 pm to
I'm just glad I never took up the habit. Way too many opportunities to do it though.
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 6Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram