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re: Quit smoking for new years with my whore of a SO, and last night she caved.

Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

vaped to quit. 4 years and still vaping...oh well.



but do you even dab?
Posted by HVAU
Far, far away
Member since Sep 2010
4581 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:08 pm to
Vegetable Glycerin, prowling propylene glycol, nicotine, food grade flavoring. I try to keep up with the distributors I purchase from to make sure I limit my exposure to bad stuff. There is no certainty though, much like vitamin supplements, grocery store food, etc.
Posted by HVAU
Far, far away
Member since Sep 2010
4581 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:09 pm to
Don't know dab.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56271 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:15 pm to
Why don't you shut up and fix her a sandwich like she told you to do
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:16 pm to
That sucks but it rarely works that way from what I've seen, with both partners quitting

As others have said, do it for the cliche reasons. Does your son hate you for doing drugs yet and accuse you of killing yourself and everyone around you every time you smoke? Just wait til he hits DARE

Be the bigger person. It's so hard right now but once you get over the initial pain, being around other smokers, even a dirtbag SO, won't bother you

In the meantime just give her lots of dirty looks and say things to make her feel guilty
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22060 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18841 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure what the next step

Next step: Give me her phone number so I can bang her. ... It may not help you but it would do wonders for me.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Does your son


Honestly, as gay as it sounds, it's mostly for him. The other day he asked "how old til I can smoke?" and it felt like someone punched me in the gut. If he ever picks it to, I'll never forgive myself.

But Mrs P isn't being a piece of shite about it, she's trying. Just had a minor setback, I just wanted to vent and show off what a string amazing person I am.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:25 pm to
Go get s bunch of cans of shredded beef jerky.

Or a 5 gallon bucket of sunflower seeds.

My dad quit cold turkey years back by keeping Life Savers in his pocket and eating them when he got a craving.

Good luck!
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 9:27 pm
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:26 pm to
Try vaping.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:31 pm to
You are so awesome and such a great role model

And don't worry. DARE will change his attitude towards smoking and drinking, which the school will also teach him you're a pos for doing

Unfortunately he'll still grow up and smoke because he got the smoker gene on both sides but at least he'll know it's trashy. Good luck
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:33 pm to
Every time she lights one up take a shite on her pillow. When she asks you what you did that for tell her that's what it smells like when she lays down next to you at night. She'll either stop smoking, take more showers, and brush her teeth more. Or she'll just divorce you.

Nothing that my man Luke can't handle.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:35 pm to
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DARE will change his attitude towards smoking


Already, happened. We had to explain to him the difference. But frick those people.
This post was edited on 1/4/16 at 9:45 pm
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

he'll still grow up and smoke because he got the smoker gene on both sides


Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90598 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:43 pm to
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(whom I'm sure she banged but I don't really care).


And you're worried about her smoking a cig?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 9:43 pm to
Liberals>>>>>>>DARE fear mongers
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:18 pm to
In 5 pages nobody pointed out that you are a fricking quitter. This place is going to shite.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 10:18 pm to
Yeah that was me they are like the ones people let brew for a few years in pore. How they don't just squeeze them I dunno, but he's letting his brew a bit. Prolly post on YouTube at some point like the other kids.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22060 posts
Posted on 1/4/16 at 11:34 pm to
wtf
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24581 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 12:08 am to
So you don't really smoke and you wish you had a whore. It's ok man, it's ok.
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