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Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish puns
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:49 am
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:49 am
Incorporate shuck, clam, etc.
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Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:51 am to GRTiger
I'd give you my best lines, but I'm too shellfish
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:52 am to GRTiger
quote:I'm taking you to small clams court
give me some oyster, claim, shellfish puns
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:55 am to Spaulding Smails
I see you dirt nasty
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:58 am to GRTiger
Come on shellyfish come on!
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:04 am to Diddles
quote:
Come on shellyfish come on!
Wat
This is helping my buddy get laid. Stop claming up and give me some good stuff.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:07 am to GRTiger
Someone's a bit crabby.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:09 am to GRTiger
Why didn't the lobster share his meal?
If you think the answer is "he's shellfish," then you're pretty shucking corny.
If you think the answer is "he's shellfish," then you're pretty shucking corny.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:09 am to GRTiger
quote:
This is helping my buddy get laid
Girl, how bout you open up and lemme get that pearl.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:10 am to GRTiger
If there's a problem with your clam you should call our clams department
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:10 am to Sampson
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:18 am to GRTiger
quote:
This is helping my buddy get laid.
"Your pussy smells like shrimp...I like shrimp"
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 1:19 am
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:42 am to Sampson
quote:
Girl, how bout you open up and lemme get that pearl.
I offered him this and he went back in his shell. What a bitch. Now she wants to shuck me.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:08 am to GRTiger
Girl,don't be shellfish with that clam.
I'll shuck it,frick it,and you'll want to suck it.
eta: Bearded Clam
Pearl Necklace
I'll shuck it,frick it,and you'll want to suck it.
eta: Bearded Clam
Pearl Necklace
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 7:14 am
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:09 am to GRTiger
Blind man walks past a seaside oyster stand and says "Morning ladies"
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:12 am to Spaulding Smails
quote:
"Your pussy smells like shrimp...I like shrimp"
Oh yeah.
I put it in her mudbug.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:29 am to GRTiger
From where I was sitting, I could see her clam. She told me I had nice mussels. My shellfish thoughts washed away as I started to suspect she was a hook-er. The last thing I wanted was a case of the crabs. So I told her I had a whale of a time, cut bait and left. Woke up with a bad haddock.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:33 am to Willie Stroker
Leader in the clubhouse.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 8:32 am to GRTiger
The ocean called, and they're running out of shrimp
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:08 pm to GRTiger
aren't you being a bit crabby and shellfish? i'm not squidding.
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