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Quick and easy way to get some alone time.

Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:33 am
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:33 am
Dear Facebook...

When your wife says, "Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."

Just reply with, "Sure but shouldn't that be my idea and not because you told me to?"


Yep. I am a dumbass.


On the bright side, I have the day all to myself now.

This post was edited on 2/23/20 at 10:34 am
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34581 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:37 am to
Well, TELLING a woman you want some alone time sure as hell won't work.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."
unless there are children in the picture as well, I would scoff so heartily if a SO made this request
This post was edited on 2/23/20 at 10:38 am
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4160 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:45 am to
Coronavirus
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:47 am to
quote:

When your wife says, "Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."

Just reply with, "Sure but shouldn't that be my idea and not because you told me to?"
that interaction upset your wife?

Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2902 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:49 am to
She’s cheating.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:50 am to
Just go beat off in the bathroom with the vent on like you’re dropping a deuce like a normal fricking human being damn it.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:52 am to
I can only imagine what molehill closes off the pussy.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78328 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:52 am to
Your wife, like the vast majority of them, seems to have control issues. It’s not enough for her to live her own life, she wants to live yours as well. They want to be the sun, the earth and the moon. And you get to demonstrate this to her every day, whether you want to or not.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:56 am to

If you work with women, that’s why she wants that picture on your desk.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35935 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:00 am to
Your wife sounds like a bitch
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:15 am to
Yep, she’s going straight to the fitness center to get dicked down. Good job baw.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:16 am to
Tell her to take 12 sexy pics and make a calendar out of it .

Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49043 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:19 am to
Did she cry?
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10305 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:10 pm to
Your wife is upset at you for that? That is ridiculous. She should be incredibly grateful that you're a decent person and in her life.
There are tons of women who have abusive and horrible men in their lives or are single and would happily trade places with her.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Just go beat off in the bathroom with the vent on like you’re dropping a deuce like a normal fricking human being damn it.

I knew I wasn’t the only one.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

There are tons of women who have abusive and horrible men in their lives or are single and would happily trade places with her.



Yeah, for about 14 days, until the eternal, visceral Call of Chad resumes once more...
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7968 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:53 pm to
I sit on the toilet for hours at a time.

Thats my alone time.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90479 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Well, TELLING a woman you want some alone time sure as hell won't work.


Done this, doesn’t work. Just find something you want to do that she won’t want to do with you
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90479 posts
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Just go beat off in the bathroom with the vent on like you’re dropping a deuce like a normal fricking human being damn it.


“You sure were in there longer than usual”

Me: uhh I was stopped up. Damn burgers
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