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Quick and easy way to get some alone time.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:33 am
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:33 am
Dear Facebook...
When your wife says, "Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."
Just reply with, "Sure but shouldn't that be my idea and not because you told me to?"
Yep. I am a dumbass.
On the bright side, I have the day all to myself now.
When your wife says, "Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."
Just reply with, "Sure but shouldn't that be my idea and not because you told me to?"
Yep. I am a dumbass.
On the bright side, I have the day all to myself now.
This post was edited on 2/23/20 at 10:34 am
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:37 am to SG_Geaux
Well, TELLING a woman you want some alone time sure as hell won't work.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:37 am to SG_Geaux
quote:unless there are children in the picture as well, I would scoff so heartily if a SO made this request
Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."
This post was edited on 2/23/20 at 10:38 am
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:47 am to SG_Geaux
quote:that interaction upset your wife?
When your wife says, "Hey maybe you can put a pic of us on your desk at work."
Just reply with, "Sure but shouldn't that be my idea and not because you told me to?"
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:50 am to SG_Geaux
Just go beat off in the bathroom with the vent on like you’re dropping a deuce like a normal fricking human being damn it.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:52 am to SG_Geaux
I can only imagine what molehill closes off the pussy.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:52 am to SG_Geaux
Your wife, like the vast majority of them, seems to have control issues. It’s not enough for her to live her own life, she wants to live yours as well. They want to be the sun, the earth and the moon. And you get to demonstrate this to her every day, whether you want to or not.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 10:56 am to SG_Geaux
If you work with women, that’s why she wants that picture on your desk.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:00 am to SG_Geaux
Your wife sounds like a bitch
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:15 am to SG_Geaux
Yep, she’s going straight to the fitness center to get dicked down. Good job baw.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 11:16 am to SG_Geaux
Tell her to take 12 sexy pics and make a calendar out of it .
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:10 pm to SG_Geaux
Your wife is upset at you for that? That is ridiculous. She should be incredibly grateful that you're a decent person and in her life.
There are tons of women who have abusive and horrible men in their lives or are single and would happily trade places with her.
There are tons of women who have abusive and horrible men in their lives or are single and would happily trade places with her.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:23 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Just go beat off in the bathroom with the vent on like you’re dropping a deuce like a normal fricking human being damn it.
I knew I wasn’t the only one.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:46 pm to tigergirl10
quote:
There are tons of women who have abusive and horrible men in their lives or are single and would happily trade places with her.
Yeah, for about 14 days, until the eternal, visceral Call of Chad resumes once more...
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:53 pm to SG_Geaux
I sit on the toilet for hours at a time.
Thats my alone time.
Thats my alone time.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:21 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
Well, TELLING a woman you want some alone time sure as hell won't work.
Done this, doesn’t work. Just find something you want to do that she won’t want to do with you
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:23 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Just go beat off in the bathroom with the vent on like you’re dropping a deuce like a normal fricking human being damn it.
“You sure were in there longer than usual”
Me: uhh I was stopped up. Damn burgers
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