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re: Question For The Ladies: Do Corny Statements By Men Trying To Hit On Women Work?

Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:08 pm to
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What is a grundle?


From Urban Dictionary:

1) that little flap of skin between your cock and your arse that has too much hair and itches like frick

2) The space of epidermis constituting the area betwixt the anal opening and the scrotum of a male, although a female also has a significantly smaller area of equal definition(substituting vaginal crevice instead of scrotum, of course). See also The New Jersey.

Example: I loved the face my girlfriend made as she tongued my grundel. The amount of pleasure was infinitely excellent.

Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:11 pm to
In all seriousness Oweo, be confident. I know the word cuck gets used a lot but don’t be one.

At least pretend you have something to offer.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:19 pm to
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Always round down


Even cup size?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:22 pm to
Bras are lies
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:34 pm to
My wife surely is not with me for my looks.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:36 pm to
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Bras are lies


Burn them, burn them all.

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:54 pm to
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My wife surely is not with me for my looks.


she's with me for my looks


and how does OP know what people do on social media if he doesnt have FB or instagram?
This post was edited on 4/8/19 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 5:37 pm to
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pro tip for the ladies

ALWAYS ROUND DOWN

age, height, IQ, measurements, # of past partners, amount in investments (hahaha), pairs of shoes, etc

thank me later



WTF nonsense is this.

age, fine,
height - wrong,
IQ - big time wrong, who wants a dumb bitch?
measurements - wrong unless you are fat,
# of partners - yep
amount in investments - wrong again, who wants a broke woman?
pair of shoes - yes.

You must deal with some shitty , insecure men. A real man wants a real woman (not size wise). If you think lowering your IQ is important, again, you must be around pathetic men. Don't even get at me if you are of average intelligence. We simply won't mix.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 5:40 pm to
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On twitter for example. If an attractive female tweets something like "Is there just one normal guy out there?" men will start commenting with shite like "I am. I would treat you the way you deserve to be treated. Like a queen".


No. Being a “nice guy” is creepy.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 10:38 pm to
She doesn’t like the gays owlie. Sorry.
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