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re: Question For The Ladies: Do Corny Statements By Men Trying To Hit On Women Work?

Posted on 4/8/19 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 2:55 pm to
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Like he was the first to pass out at a party and someone shaved their pubes and glued them on his face.


He looks like someone shaved a small poodle and then tossed the hair at his greasy little face
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85479 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 2:56 pm to
I’ve found that “I want to wreck your a-hole” is as successful as being nice
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 2:59 pm to
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You couldn’t get laid in a whore house with a suit made of hundred dollar bills



You still trying too hard.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:02 pm to
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women have low self esteem and will accept corny statements because they are constantly seeking male approval.


You rang?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:05 pm to
Nothing you say is worth a tin shite. Your word is worthless, your opinion is bupkis. There isn’t a single redeeming quality about you.


Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:05 pm to
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your facial hair looks like a hillbilly's grundle


This made me laugh
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:09 pm to
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they are passing on you because your facial hair looks like a hillbilly's grundle



Yeah it’s pretty disgusting. I wonder why he thinks that’s a good look
Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:09 pm to
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You rang


Bella, I don’t mean to offend you but I was wondering if you could give a description of what you look like?

Also, thongs or undies?

TIA
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:13 pm to
What do you think I look like?



I'll tell you if you're wrong.

Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:16 pm to
It doesn't matter what you say.

If they think you're attractive, everything you say is perfectly fine.

If they think you're hideous, anything you say is creepy as frick.

You most certainly are the latter... It's ok, stop chasing tail now and get rich, that works too.
Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:21 pm to
Well, I dated a “Bella” in my early 20s. Her real name was obviously Isabella.

She was beautiful. 5’4” 110-115lbs. C cups (fake) brunette, darkish complexion not too dark thought. I’m about to be 36 so this was 12-13 years ago.

I don’t know you’re age but if I had to guess you’re in the 5’4”- 5’ 7” range, 120-135ish, brunette. Not sure about complexion. 1 tattoo. Smiles a lot. Has pleasant smile
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70467 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:22 pm to
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its ALL in the delivery




Twss
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:25 pm to
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I don’t know you’re age but if I had to guess you’re in the 5’4”- 5’ 7” range, 120-135ish, brunette. Not sure about complexion. 1 tattoo. Smiles a lot. Has pleasant smile
our Bella weighs 250-300 , shite ton of biker/prison tats, tig ol bitties,,and missing a lot of her teeth


from the meth
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:27 pm to
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5’4”- 5’ 7” range, 120-135ish, brunette. Not sure about complexion. 1 tattoo. Smiles a lot. Has pleasant smile
solid cold read, John Edward
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:28 pm to
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I don’t know you’re age but if I had to guess you’re in the 5’4”- 5’ 7” range, 120-135ish, brunette. Not sure about complexion. 1 tattoo. Smiles a lot. Has pleasant smile



I'm 50

Almost 5'4"

Average build

Blonde

Pale Complexion

No Tatts

I have no idea about my smile.


So pretty much just the opposite of what you thought. Funny how we perceive people here, huh?


Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:28 pm to
DA
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:29 pm to
It's not what you say, but how you say it.

Grabbing some arse works as well.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:29 pm to
i was so close
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:29 pm to
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Almost 5'4"



So you're 5'3"?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:30 pm to
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So you're 5'3"?


I'm rounding up some
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