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re: Question about Strip clubs?

Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:13 am to
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:13 am to
Just to clarify, i look like a fat mixed aziz ansari .



I had my heart broken last year. I haven't recovered.
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 10:14 am
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18445 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:14 am to
Do you have a sense of humor? Good enough. You’re looking for a slump buster. Not a wife. And hit the gym and eat better. Does wonders.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:25 am to
How can i get funnier/wittier?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18445 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:40 am to
Ok. You’re trolling.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:43 am to
Im not, i really dont have game, and i run out of things to talk to women about. I cant converse in bars. I really actually need to work on this but how?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18445 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:44 am to
Just do it over and over. Like anything else. Practice.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:55 am to
Deleted - This is a bad troll job
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 11:40 am
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:59 am to
none of my friends would want to go. My dream was to lose it to a top tier sorority girl but i guess this will have to suffice. what is best day to go?
Posted by ISmellMischief
Jodie's House
Member since Jan 2013
897 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:08 am to
ASIAN MASSAGE

YOUR WELCOME.
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:10 am to
If you’re striking out so much with the girls, why not try hitting on dudes? Check out Splash or George’s.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:12 am to
quote:

George’s.

the burger place?
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:15 am to
quote:

the burger place?

If by burger you’re referring to putting your meat between another dude’s buns...then yes I guess you could call it a burger.
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
479 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:18 am to
Are you that curly haired kid from Bad Santa?

Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:27 am to
brown/black version i guess
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:43 am to


Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38794 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:44 am to
if all you need is a nut at the hands of a female, then a massage parlor is what you want, not a strip club
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:49 am to
i would rather not an older asian lady who doesn't smile.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90620 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:53 am to
quote:

The government shut down all of the hooker sites sometime recently, I think.


backpage.ly


You're welcome
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51623 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

I have been feeling down and not in a good place.


So you want to surround yourself with an environment that reeks of sadness and desperation? Unless you have booger-sugar handy the best you'll get from good looking strippers in a VIP room is tits in your mouth for far more than it would cost to just stay home and spank it to internet pr0n.

Want to feel good about yourself? Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or animal shelter.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7708 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

none of my friends would want to go. My dream was to lose it to a top tier sorority girl but i guess this will have to suffice. what is best day to go?


You reek of desperation. The strippers will sniff you out with a quickness. Get a couple of 8 balls of good powder. Go in their with a few grand and a great attitude. Don't show them a dollar. No lap dances or anything. Don't sit at the main stage. One will come sit with you and ask for a drink. Tell her you will buy 1 drink. Talk to her and tell her you own an oilfield company. Ask her if she wants a bump. Go in VIP and bang the shite out of her. Once she knows you have the powder she will be under your spell.
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