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re: Question about Strip clubs?

Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18443 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:12 pm to
If you’re really feeling down go to Cadillac Cafe on coursey, get drunk and buy some cougar some drinks. She’ll frick you like a real whore.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:17 pm to
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No means yes


And yes means anal.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:19 pm to
This is why I OT.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4435 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

If you’re really feeling down go to Cadillac Cafe on coursey, get drunk and buy some cougar some drinks. She’ll frick you like a real whore.


You will have more luck at the Cadillac Cafe on Bluebonnet.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7708 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:33 pm to
If you want a good time bring some cocaine in the VIP room. Like bees to honey. You will get everything you ask for and more.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7119 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:34 pm to
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where was this ?


I think Visions is the place you’re looking for, baw.

Just don’t get shot in da East.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:46 pm to
If this isn't a troll, I second Cadillac Cafe for a slump buster. Feeling down and going to the VIP room is going to drain the last shred of dignity you have, and after spending a thousand for 15 minutes of dry humping you really are going be suicidal.

Cadillac Cafe, is a sure thing for $50. They may be older and not look like strippers but you're going to see a lot more action than a handy or BJ plus you at least have half a chance at not catching chlamydia.

Strippers just want to drain you of your money and will grind you until you wallet is empty and ATM card hits its daily limit. You'd be lucky to get a handy.

Cadillac Cafe is money if you can see past the mushroom tops and stretch marks.
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7637 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:53 pm to
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I think Visions is the place you’re looking for, baw.



Dude seriously, wil yall quit telling the cops on here about visions and ruining my weekends.
Posted by Brightside Bengal
Old Metairie
Member since Sep 2007
3883 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:54 pm to
I don’t disagree with the Cadillac Café suggestion....

But if the strippers won’t frick you and the cougars at Cadillac well, wouldnt you have a much better chance of STDs from the cougars?
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:13 am to
I dont really have game, and are these cougars gonna go for someone like me? i really wanted to try CH. how is penthouse?

Also, do these places get raided? i cant afford to get caught
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 8:16 am
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:57 am to
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Strip clubs are fun, but a waste of money. These girls aren’t going to frick you unless they’re really down for you, or they’re also hookers. You can go, have fun, get drunk and get a few lap dances, but don’t expect a happy ending if you spend the money on a VIP room.




whats the point of VIP then
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:58 am to
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government shut down Backpage


It's hosted by Libya or some shite now I think.

Backpage is still alive.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:01 am to
Dude, just go hang out with your friends.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:06 am to
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I have been feeling down and not in a good place... What exactly happens in a VIP room in a club? ... what can I get?


Diseases, feeling even more down and in a much worse place about yourself?
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:16 am to
bc all they is do is smoke and play fortnite. i want to experience something with a girl for once.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:56 am to
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Diseases

you can get std from a bJ?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18443 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:03 am to
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whats the point of VIP then


It’s supposed to be a nicer room that you can rent for a matter of hours rather than just 20 minutes. Some will let you have multiple girls, bottle service and depending on the club the girls will do more for you at a price. Like I said, strip clubs are fun. I ventured to many of them. But you’re better off going to where you can get you can buy a lady a drink and get your dick sucked.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:08 am to
i couldnt pull someone at reggies during t shirt night, would women at Cadillac cafe go for someone like me?
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
479 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:08 am to
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Boo Krewe


I figured out your issue ans why you're not getting laid



You sound like a pussy Man up son!
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18443 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:11 am to
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i couldnt pull someone at reggies during t shirt night, would women at Cadillac cafe go for someone like me?


A lonely, divorced mom that hasn’t fricked a young blood in 10 years. If you have any shred of confidence, you will find one.

ETA: frick your “woe is me” attitude. Walk up to a girl and talk to her. If you strike out, talk to the next one.
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 10:13 am
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