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re: Putting together a team to hunt Bigfoot

Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:57 pm to
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dig latrine

We've all gotta start somewhere, boss!
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1979 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:57 pm to
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but being related to a MP is a bit worrying

If it helps I think he was crooked as shite. If I read between the lines he confiscated it off a soldier (that captured some Slavs) who was planning on taking it home.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 5:00 pm
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:09 pm to
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If it helps I think he was crooked as shite. If I read between the lines he confiscated it off a soldier (that captured some Slavs) who was planning on taking it home.

I might be willing to give you a pass, is his daughter hot at least?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:18 pm to
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Let me clarify, we’re going after all of them

How do you know they're not going to defeat you with superior teamwork and tactics like walking clumsily through the woods and staying just slightly out of focus?
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 5:20 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:18 pm to
I mean this seriously. I’m a strong believer. I have listened to hundreds of first hand accounts. This is a formidable creature. I’m talking will rip your arms off your body. The best way to eliminate would probably be napalm.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20404 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:20 pm to
I've seen a few episodes of 2 shows devoted to hunting down bigfoot and they are both so lame.

In one there's a group of old, fat, bearded rednecks walking around the woods huffing and puffing and they always seem to "just miss" the opportunity to catch one.

The other was the one with the 2 guys and 1 gal with one of the guys being a big goomer who could pass for bigfoot. The other guy a shorter fat dude who always proclaimed whenever he heard anything while in the woods,
"There's a squatch in these woods".

Amazingly, they too never caught one or even saw one on the couple shows I saw.


Good luck with that.....
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:20 pm to
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How do you know they're not going to defeat you with superior teamwork and tactics?

That’s a risk we’re going to have to take. However with my high IQ and supreme fighting abilities I’m confident we can succeed
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76199 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:22 pm to
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Plus my father-in-law was an MP during the Bosnia conflict in the 90's
What party & district did he represent?
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:22 pm to
Like bigfoots are people too broski. You need to chill on this
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:25 pm to
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I mean this seriously. I’m a strong believer. I have listened to hundreds of first hand accounts. This is a formidable creature. I’m talking will rip your arms off your body. The best way to eliminate would probably be napalm.

First off, my momma didn’t raise no bitch. Secondly, I never underestimate my enemy and will be prepared for whatever tomfoolery comes my way
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 5:28 pm
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:27 pm to
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Like bigfoots are people too broski. You need to chill on this

You reap what you sow and Bigfoot has been sowing shite for way too long
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:45 pm to
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Good luck with that.....

Keep laughing, but don’t come crying to me when Bigfoot is taking your girl to pound town
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 6:13 pm to
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That’s a good start, but I’m going to need to know what other useful skills you possess

I've seen Harry and the Hendersons at least 40 times.
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 6:20 pm to
Is that Tyson Fury's dad?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 6:21 pm to
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I've seen Harry and the Hendersons at least 40 times.

You think this is funny boy? We’re preparing to go after one bad hombre and you’re talking about your movie addiction
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:14 pm to
Still trying to round out the team, who’s in?
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15863 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:27 pm to
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Still trying to round out the team, who’s in?

I've been thinking about this more. Do we get to shoot anything? I'd prefer to shoot the quarry, but depending on who else is out there with us, totally away from witnesses, my willingness to go on a wild goose chase with you may be negotiable.
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