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re: Putting together a team to hunt Bigfoot
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:57 pm to OldmanBeasley
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:57 pm to OldmanBeasley
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dig latrine
We've all gotta start somewhere, boss!
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:57 pm to OldmanBeasley
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but being related to a MP is a bit worrying
If it helps I think he was crooked as shite. If I read between the lines he confiscated it off a soldier (that captured some Slavs) who was planning on taking it home.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:09 pm to PCRammer
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If it helps I think he was crooked as shite. If I read between the lines he confiscated it off a soldier (that captured some Slavs) who was planning on taking it home.
I might be willing to give you a pass, is his daughter hot at least?
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:18 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Let me clarify, we’re going after all of them
How do you know they're not going to defeat you with superior teamwork and tactics like walking clumsily through the woods and staying just slightly out of focus?
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:18 pm to OldmanBeasley
I mean this seriously. I’m a strong believer. I have listened to hundreds of first hand accounts. This is a formidable creature. I’m talking will rip your arms off your body. The best way to eliminate would probably be napalm.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:20 pm to OldmanBeasley
I've seen a few episodes of 2 shows devoted to hunting down bigfoot and they are both so lame.
In one there's a group of old, fat, bearded rednecks walking around the woods huffing and puffing and they always seem to "just miss" the opportunity to catch one.
The other was the one with the 2 guys and 1 gal with one of the guys being a big goomer who could pass for bigfoot. The other guy a shorter fat dude who always proclaimed whenever he heard anything while in the woods,
"There's a squatch in these woods".
Amazingly, they too never caught one or even saw one on the couple shows I saw.
Good luck with that.....
In one there's a group of old, fat, bearded rednecks walking around the woods huffing and puffing and they always seem to "just miss" the opportunity to catch one.
The other was the one with the 2 guys and 1 gal with one of the guys being a big goomer who could pass for bigfoot. The other guy a shorter fat dude who always proclaimed whenever he heard anything while in the woods,
"There's a squatch in these woods".
Amazingly, they too never caught one or even saw one on the couple shows I saw.
Good luck with that.....
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:20 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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How do you know they're not going to defeat you with superior teamwork and tactics?
That’s a risk we’re going to have to take. However with my high IQ and supreme fighting abilities I’m confident we can succeed
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:22 pm to PCRammer
quote:What party & district did he represent?
Plus my father-in-law was an MP during the Bosnia conflict in the 90's
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:22 pm to OldmanBeasley
Like bigfoots are people too broski. You need to chill on this
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:25 pm to tigersownall
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I mean this seriously. I’m a strong believer. I have listened to hundreds of first hand accounts. This is a formidable creature. I’m talking will rip your arms off your body. The best way to eliminate would probably be napalm.
First off, my momma didn’t raise no bitch. Secondly, I never underestimate my enemy and will be prepared for whatever tomfoolery comes my way
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:27 pm to learnthehardway
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Like bigfoots are people too broski. You need to chill on this
You reap what you sow and Bigfoot has been sowing shite for way too long
Posted on 3/13/20 at 5:45 pm to gumbo2176
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Good luck with that.....
Keep laughing, but don’t come crying to me when Bigfoot is taking your girl to pound town
Posted on 3/13/20 at 6:13 pm to OldmanBeasley
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That’s a good start, but I’m going to need to know what other useful skills you possess
I've seen Harry and the Hendersons at least 40 times.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 6:21 pm to dbeck
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I've seen Harry and the Hendersons at least 40 times.
You think this is funny boy? We’re preparing to go after one bad hombre and you’re talking about your movie addiction
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:14 pm to OldmanBeasley
Still trying to round out the team, who’s in?
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:27 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Still trying to round out the team, who’s in?
I've been thinking about this more. Do we get to shoot anything? I'd prefer to shoot the quarry, but depending on who else is out there with us, totally away from witnesses, my willingness to go on a wild goose chase with you may be negotiable.
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