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Putting together a team to hunt Bigfoot

Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:27 pm
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:27 pm
I’m putting together an elite team to hunt down and destroy Bigfoot. There’s been a lot of evidence to support he’s behind the virus outbreak. I’m looking for a team of strong adventurous people willing to risk it all to take down this evil bastard . Also looking for a wealthy individual to finance this endeavor. This is your chance to convince me you have what it takes to be on my team
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51630 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:29 pm to
This is how you sound to me right now

Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:29 pm to
So who is going to foot the bill?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

So who is going to foot the bill?

Play your cards right and it may be you
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:31 pm to


FIFY
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

This is how you sound to me right now


You think I’m incapable of taking down Bigfoot?
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:32 pm to
You’ll need Dale Brown
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56626 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:33 pm to
Bring it on mofo
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

You’ll need Dale Brown

I’m looking for younger individuals, but thanks for the tip
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Bring it on mofo

That you Sasquatch?
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26806 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:36 pm to
Why exactly would I want to be part of an expeditionary team that believes there is only one Bigfoot?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Why exactly would I want to be part of an expeditionary team that believes there is only one Bigfoot?

Let me clarify, we’re going after all of them
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16214 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:42 pm to
A bipedal hair-covered humanoid possibly dating back to times of the Knights Templar?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

A bipedal hair-covered humanoid possibly dating back to times of the Knights Templar?

Exactly his free ride is up
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:47 pm to
Can I be on the team? I have a camera that isn't a potato.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1979 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:49 pm to
I'm a keen shot I tell ya. Plus my father-in-law was an MP during the Bosnia conflict in the 90's and somehow he smuggled back a legit Russian AK so I can bring that to the table.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:49 pm to
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Can I be on the team? I have a camera that isn't a potato.

That’s a good start, but I’m going to need to know what other useful skills you possess
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76143 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:51 pm to
When/where are the tryouts?
I have plenty of toilet paper and know how to make a good roux.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

I'm a keen shot I tell ya. Plus my father-in-law was an MP during the Bosnia conflict in the 90's and somehow he smuggled back a legit Russian AK so I can bring that to the table.

I’m interested, but being related to a MP is a bit worrying
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11228 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

when/where are the tryouts?
I have plenty of toilet paper and know how to make a good roux.

You’re in. We need a cook and someone to dig latrines
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