re: PSA: Why you should use brown eggs

Your husband is a lucky man

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Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

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Cool… cool cool.

I can crack a dozen eggs one handed without getting shells in the eggs or breaking the yolks. It's my superpower

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where was your husband?

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I’m retired and not a helpless soy boy.

40 year old Virgin.

I see like not many got the reference.