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re: Prosecutor (Former actor) resigns over relationship with sex assault victim

Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8308 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:24 pm to
Humans have sex. Big deal. It’s a good things humans do the sex thing because none of us would be here without it.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:25 pm to
I guess her party wasn't full, bro.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:25 pm to
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Humans have sex.


where were these humans when I was going through a divorce?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20041 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:26 pm to
Is that wrong?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:26 pm to
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He wasn't the main guy


I know.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14209 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:29 pm to
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It’s a good things humans do the sex thing because none of us would be here without it.


Tell that to the gheys.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20041 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:30 pm to
He was in a movie called Creep Van. What else you expect?
IMDb
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:32 pm to
She must’ve been dressed really slutty
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48733 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 3:40 pm to
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Wait, that's the dude from the girl next door?


That movie was such a disappointment.

Cuthbert as a porn star and not once do we see her tits.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26960 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:30 pm to
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I don't blame him. She's a victim, not a perp looking for a deal.


While she’s technically not his client, the relationship is close enough that it’s problematic. Rule 1.8(J) is a bitch.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:35 pm to
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That movie was such a disappointment.

Cuthbert as a porn star and not once do we see her tits.



Movie was fricking awesome and there were plenty of hot naked tits.

Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67838 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:36 pm to
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He was in a movie called Creep Van. What else you expect?



Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:37 pm to


Damn!!!
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48733 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:38 pm to
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there were plenty of hot naked tits.


But zero Cuthbert funbags.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28064 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:38 pm to
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While she’s technically not his client, the relationship is close enough that it’s problematic. Rule 1.8(J) is a bitch.


Was that on the bar? Because I don't think that was on the bar.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:39 pm to
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To say that I am horrified, to say that I am disgusted, it’s really an understatement,” Nessel told reporters, according to MLive.com. “In over 25 years of practice in criminal law … I have never before even heard of a situation like this. I have never heard of a prosecutor involved in this kind of relationship with a victim on a case, much less a victim on a sexual assault case.”


A bit over the top but okay
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26960 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:40 pm to
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Was that on the bar? Because I don't think that was on the bar.


Nope, but it is covered on the MPRE. Here’s to hoping you aren’t an attorney

Eta: (j) A lawyer shall not have sexual relations with a client unless a consensual sexual relationship existed between them when the client-lawyer relationship commenced.
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 4:43 pm
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29919 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:40 pm to
T-levels appear to be healthy at least.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28064 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:57 pm to
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Here’s to hoping you aren’t an attorney



No, I'm just a Google lawyer.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28064 posts
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:58 pm to
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A lawyer shall not have sexual relations with a client


Is she the client? I thought he was an assistant DA?

(kinda splitting hairs, I guess)

ETA: nvm, you addressed that
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 5:01 pm
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