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Pro Tip: Do NOT teach your pet python how to open doors.

Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:46 am
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16849 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:46 am
Click the tweet for a video.




Why the hell would someone do this? Why can't they just get a killer pit bull like all of the other trashy losers?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15774 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:47 am to
Seen it already
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94803 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:47 am to
Because you can’t make boots our of a pitbull after it dies?
Posted by WJF004
Monroe
Member since Oct 2015
141 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:49 am to
Burn the house down, right now!!!
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:50 am to
Imagine dating a girl who owned Julius... lol
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:53 am to
My python don’t won’t none unless you got some son
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:55 am to
Just saw the video, nope
This post was edited on 1/6/21 at 7:59 am
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:55 am to
quote:


My python don’t won’t none unless you got some son



You win the interwebs today:)
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4478 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:55 am to
Posted by viv1d
Member since Aug 2017
1617 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:59 am to
That’s how my dick comes in the door when my wife ready
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15407 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:01 am to
But can that python execute the 'helicopter'?
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:07 am to
Time to find a new girlfriend.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23297 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:02 am to
There is nothing "learned" there.

It is simply a snake doing snake things.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15774 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:05 am to
Railed her when I was in Kentwood one deer season
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20385 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:09 am to
Its a pull down door, what did it have to do? The snake literally climbed up the door and put its weight on the door handle which opened it...Its not like it turned a door knob to open.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16448 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:16 am to
Pro Tip: Do NOT date a girl with a pet python.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6264 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 10:21 am to
‘Sup?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 1/6/21 at 10:23 am to
quote:

My python don’t won’t none unless you got some son




There will not be a better reply to this thread. Well done
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53541 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 10:25 am to
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Because you can’t make boots our of a pitbull after it dies?

I mean, has anyone tried? We may be missing out on something.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94803 posts
Posted on 1/6/21 at 10:26 am to
If it were possible, dog fighting assholes like Michael Vick wouldn’t be dumping corpses of failed fighters.
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