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Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:16 am
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:16 am
A few of mine:

1) I said “shut up idiot” in kindergarten and the teacher took me to the cafeteria and held my tongue out and scrubbed it with soap.

2) In 3rd grade at recess, a friend and I were kicking and throwing rocks into the parking lot and broke some windshields. We each got a pretty severe whooping with the paddle from the Prinicipal.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:19 am to
My girlfriend went to a catholic school that taught her that sex and masterbation were literally vices sent directly from satan, and for her to enjoy the pleasures of her own vagina was to reject Jesus Christ.

Now she thinks religion is silly and has a huge sex drive, and I can't help but think that teaching people that sex is bad makes it seem even more desirable than it already is.

Even the leader of the "abstinence club" in her class is a cam girl now. I say good for her.
This post was edited on 4/16/20 at 11:21 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23970 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:22 am to
Well, I COULD tell stories. But I won't...
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13621 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:22 am to
Me and a few buddies broke into the school one night. Threw a teacher’s desk and some supplies into the pool and broke a trophy case. The Principal and a coach had a meeting with me and my parents and decided that the punishment should be taken care of at home.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Me and a few buddies broke into the school one night. Threw a teacher’s desk and some supplies into the pool and broke a trophy case. The Principal and a coach had a meeting with me and my parents and decided that the punishment should be



Are you AJ Soprano by chance?
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13621 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:25 am to
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11428 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:27 am to
Skated on much worse, but got a severe paddling by the principle in my first week of private school as a sophomore in high school... for having part of my shirt untucked while walking into the cafeteria.
This post was edited on 4/16/20 at 11:28 am
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Even the leader of the "abstinence club" in her class is a cam girl now. I say good for her.


Link?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:27 am to
What school was that?

We got the abstinence talks but it was more about "You're kids, you don't need to be raising kids." And the usual, look you don't want to bring an STD to bed with your spouse condoms aren't some sorta shield from everything. And my favorite, don't have sex in the dark.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31908 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:30 am to
I made a boy bleed profusely after he punched me in the face.

.....and I got detention. WTF
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:34 am to
Didn't go to private school, but I got suspended in 4th grade for peeing behind a fence. I cried like a little bitch over the dumbest suspension ever.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27070 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:35 am to
In the first grade, I watched a nun pick up a kid by his ears.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:46 am to
Our lady of the lake or whatever its called.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64231 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:48 am to
I’m 39. In first grade we’d get smacked with a ruler by one of the nuns. Feel like we were the absolute tail end of this.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:50 am to
quote:

abstinence club


That sounds like an absolute riot.
Posted by Chris P Bacon
Member since Mar 2020
219 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:56 am to
quote:

My girlfriend went to a catholic school


Pics?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48556 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:57 am to
We used to get paddled by the principal with a big arse paddle with a confederate flag carved into it. We called getting "the stars and bars tattooed on your arse"
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11321 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 12:00 pm to
My grandma was the substitute teacher for my class one day and she washed my mouth out with soap for calling another kid a butt head.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 12:03 pm to
Went to a small parochial catholic school. The principal was a nun who kept a wooden paddle in her office.

There were always 1 or 2 kids who couldn't stay out of trouble (which I guess is true pretty much everywhere).

This one boy would get sent to the principal pretty much every day. He took to whistling the 'Bridge over the River Kwai" song when he was sent on his way to see the principal.

Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10611 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 12:07 pm to
Got to class a minute late, there was already a kid standing in the trash can by the door. Coach put him there. I wasn’t late again. Thank you for taking the fire first.
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