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re: Prison As Retirement Plan?

Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:23 pm to
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Some of the possibilities are detailed only 2 posts before yours


No a 6 year sentence would still require a minimum of 3.8 years with the programs
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:51 pm to
I know a guy whose quality of life is barely above being homeless. I told him that his options are limited and he's too old to be gigolo, so he should consider becoming a courier for unsavory people.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:54 pm to
I would think the food isn't that great. Do you have access to cable all the time and can watch whatever you want when you want? Can you communicate with people not in jail whenever you want? Can you post from tigerdroppings.com whenever you want?

My point is, while that seems like a decent plan, you still give up a lot of freedoms.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38314 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:56 pm to
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I guess I've heard worse ideas.


Care to share any of those?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85805 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:58 pm to
I'd rather be barely scrapping by at McDonald's, eating food that will kill me everyday in 10 years than go to fricking prison
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14790 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:59 pm to
El Chapo?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:01 pm to
I would just go ahead and off myself if that was my plan
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29681 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:05 pm to
Despite the thirty rape jokes..highly doubt old men get raped in prison. Maybe beaten up if they do something stupid but highly doubt rape is a big issue for seventy year olds.

So sure go for it...if you have nothing left why not lol. Better than barely surviving alone till you die I guess
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17054 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:21 pm to
I think he should focus more on the white collar crime. It seems like an afterthought in his plan, but this is where he could have most of his fun.
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