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Potential Darwin award nominee: Man found dead in grocery store pillar
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:58 am
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:58 am
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How the heck do you get inside a pillar?
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A dead body found inside a stone pillar outside a California grocery store on Saturday afternoon could be the remains of a man who was fleeing from authorities earlier in the week, a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department lieutenant said.
After a strong odor led to the grisly discovery, authorities said it's possible the body belongs to a man who ran into the store on Monday — fleeing from deputies as he was suspected of stealing a vehicle.
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Earlier, in the morning, a manager at the grocery store could smell a strong odor coming from the pillar, according to Sheriff's Department Lt. John Corina.
Corina said the manager called a plumber, thinking there was some sort of sewage problem there. When the plumber arrived and started to knock away the pillar's stone, a leg and tennis shoes were visible, he said.
How the heck do you get inside a pillar?
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 9:59 am
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:59 am to Bamboozles
I dont get it either
He had to die climbing in there, right? Otherwise, why wouldn't he just call for help instead of dying in there trying not to get caught
He had to die climbing in there, right? Otherwise, why wouldn't he just call for help instead of dying in there trying not to get caught
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 10:00 am
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:59 am to Bamboozles
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How the heck do you get inside a pillar?
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They never got hold of him, and according to Corina, the rooftop has access to the inside of the stone pillars where the body was found. It's possible the man fell or climbed into the pillar to hide from law enforcement.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:59 am to Bamboozles
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How the heck do you get inside a pillar?
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:01 am to Bamboozles
That has to be one of the most miserable ways to die. Slowly starving to death in a pillar where you cant move.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:01 am to CAD703X
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:01 am to CAD703X
A good place to hide apparently
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:01 am to Bamboozles
Now we sit back and wait as the family of the deceased sues the police department, grocery store, building contractor, and concrete manufacturer of the pillar
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:02 am to CAD703X
Climbed into the suspended ceiling to hide from police. Fell into pillar opening from top. Was knocked unconscious from fall and / or got wedged in and asphyxiated.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:07 am to Bamboozles
We should all applaud this man’s transformation from a felonious thief to a pillar in his community.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:07 am to Bamboozles
He prob tried to hide in the ceiling and tried to climb inside or fell into the column
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:09 am to HonoraryCoonass
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We should all applaud this man’s transformation from a felonious thief to a pillar in his community.
As we should applaud your effort with this post. Enjoy an upvote.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:15 am to Bamboozles
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Potential Darwin award nominee
The dead guy in the pillar is on the short list, but this year's winner should be the guy who was mauled by a bear when he tried to take a selfie with it...
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:16 am to HonoraryCoonass
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We should all applaud this man’s transformation from a felonious thief to a pillar in his community.
post of day
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:26 am to Bamboozles
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How the heck do you get inside a pillar?
a man's body was found on the aTm campus last week, the forensic lab was able to identify it and he was named the winner of the 1969 annual hide and seek contest
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:44 am to whoisnickdoobs
quote:It being in a grocery store isn't lost on me. I had a sensible chuckle over that little nugget of information
Slowly starving to death in a pillar where you cant move.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:51 am to Bamboozles
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Hollow pillars? Wtf
Lots of pillars are not weight-bearing, they're just there to look purty.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:51 am to 777Tiger
I'm not in construction, but most modern pillars are a steal or wood beam wrapped in some sort of cosmetic dressing, like stucco, drywall, concrete, stone, etc.
So I'm guessing he somehow slipped between the actual structural part of the beam and the cosmetic exterior. Whatever the proper jargon is.
So I'm guessing he somehow slipped between the actual structural part of the beam and the cosmetic exterior. Whatever the proper jargon is.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 10:52 am
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