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re: POS in law thread check in
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:31 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:31 pm to SuperSaint
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you ever tell you wife how good her sister was at deepthroating?
Every morning.
"Hey sweetie, what's for breakfast?"
"Just some eggs and toast"
"Cool. Your sister took my whole cock down her throat until she started vomiting out of her nose and aspirated her lungs, then I exited her mouth, and slapped the shite out of her, and she was fine with it because heroin"
"Yeah I remember that story. You've told me a hundred times. Can you pick up junior from school today? I have to work late."
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:48 pm to Frac the world
BIL and his family brought their inside dog over for Christmas Eve dinner without telling or asking. My wife, his sister, proceeds to tell him the dog is not allowed inside and needs to figure something else out. He didn't like that and pouted like a baby.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:06 pm to Red Solo Cup
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BIL and his family brought their inside dog over for Christmas Eve dinner without telling or asking. My wife, his sister, proceeds to tell him the dog is not allowed inside and needs to figure something else out
Good for her to stick to her guns. We’ve got family who do that shite as well and it gets old fast. Damn dogs bark at every little thing, jump on peoples legs, and slobber the shite out of each and every person’s pants at the shindig. For frick sakes it’s only two days, board the damn thing.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:14 pm to Frac the world
In fairness he does empty the shitter when it’s full.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:45 pm to FightinTigersDammit
You’re a smart mofo!!!!!
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:04 am to Frac the world
Yikes, a real man's man
Posted on 12/26/24 at 5:16 am to Frac the world
All my wife's family on her mother's side voted for Biden and Kamala this last go around. What do I win?
Posted on 12/26/24 at 6:04 am to Havoc
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I happily have nothing to contribute, it was a pleasant time.
It was not always the case, so I felt compelled to give thanks that things are better.
Yeah, me too. Everyone got along great this Christmas. Last year was very stressful, but this year went smooth as silk.
The only hiccup was having to take my MIL to the emergency room at 10:30 pm on Christmas Eve because she somehow scratched her eyeball earlier in the day. Took about an hour to get her fixed up.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 6:35 am to MattA
She was much nicer about it than I would have been and knew to tell him before I did. We have an older dog that stays outside but they didn't want theirs out because it could have gotten dirty. He made his family each take a turn sitting with the dog in the car so it wouldn't be alone, 
. I think its rude and selfish to show up and expect it to be ok just because it stays inside at your house.
. I think its rude and selfish to show up and expect it to be ok just because it stays inside at your house.Posted on 12/26/24 at 6:43 am to FatBoy62
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What do I win?
A lifetime of depressing family events until they inevitably age and you have to take care of them financially since they made no provision to take care of themselves.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 6:55 am to N2cars
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A lifetime of depressing family events until they inevitably age and you have to take care of them financially since they made no provision to take care of themselves.
Nailed it.
And even THAT will be Trump’s fault.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:02 am to Frac the world
My FIL refuses to physically buy his wife anything. He makes either my wife or BIL buy it for him. Says he never has time but we're the one with 3 kids.
I honestly don't care about gifts but my in laws will get me some coffee and socks every year and they have money. My parents give my wife a $50 gift card every year. My mom is on disability and my dad has a struggling small business.
I honestly don't care about gifts but my in laws will get me some coffee and socks every year and they have money. My parents give my wife a $50 gift card every year. My mom is on disability and my dad has a struggling small business.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:55 am to BrohemAlem11
quote:Classic Midwest goodbye
After our departure being delayed and we were leaving way late for kids bed time, and saying so, MIL follows us out to start 3 more conversations as we're loading the car...then has me roll down the car window to start a few more
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:58 am to PalletJack
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My niece brought her first girlfriend.
quote:If she's young enough that it’s her first girlfriend, they're probably not millenials.
frick those millennial idiots.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:22 am to FatBoy62
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All my wife's family on her mother's side voted for Biden and Kamala this last go around. What do I win?
I heard there were a few guys drinking by the neighbor’s truck out front
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:29 am to Gravitiger
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Classic Midwest goodbye
*southern baptist goodbye.
It infuriates me... my parents are not like that at all..we say bye and leave...done. everyone thinks its cute that we have to start goodbyes 30 minutes early, but it's honestly just rude and irritating.
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 10:02 am
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:34 am to deeprig9
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Your sister took my whole cock down her throat until she started vomiting out of her nose and aspirated her lungs, then I exited her mouth, and slapped the shite out of her, and she was fine with it because heroin
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:01 am to Gravitiger
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If she's young enough that it’s her first girlfriend, they're probably not millenials.
Or she finally got tired of Chad and decided to switch hit for a while, hence the first girlfriend. Not uncommon in Millenials.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:06 am to cheobode
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My FIL refuses to physically buy his wife anything. He makes either my wife or BIL buy it for him. Says he never has time but we're the one with 3 kids.
Another strong pimp hand.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:25 am to cheobode
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My FIL refuses to physically buy his wife anything. He makes either my wife or BIL buy it for him.
I'm unsure how he "makes" your wife or his son buy their mom anything. Will she die of starvation or lack of medical care if she doesn't get these things?
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 10:26 am
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