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Poop backsplash
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:01 pm
Is there anything worse than sitting down for a nice poop and you find yourself on the receiving end of backsplash, you look down to check the color of the water, and you realize your wife didn't flush after taking a piss earlier?
I should've looked and flushed first so I'm partly to blame but damnit if I have to put the seat down, she should flush after pissing.
Pee backsplash right on the donut has to be the worst feeling in the first world.
I should've looked and flushed first so I'm partly to blame but damnit if I have to put the seat down, she should flush after pissing.
Pee backsplash right on the donut has to be the worst feeling in the first world.
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:03 pm to poops_at_parties
Thought this was gonna be a poop swastika thread.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:03 pm to poops_at_parties
You my friend are full of shite.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:05 pm to poops_at_parties
Rookie mistake. You always out a little toilet paper in first for a back splash layer.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:06 pm to LSUEnvy
Actually worse to get pee backsplash in a public toilet
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:07 pm to poops_at_parties
Your wife doesn't flush, bro? My condolences. That's pretty rank.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:08 pm to poops_at_parties
Having her pee on your arse is better than having her pee in your mouth. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:08 pm to poops_at_parties
Get your kids to clean it up
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:08 pm to Tim
True, but in my own house I expect to be clean and free from pee backsplash.
My wife will get a stern talking to in the morning.
My wife will get a stern talking to in the morning.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:08 pm to poops_at_parties
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:08 pm to poops_at_parties
Sounds kinky
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:10 pm to poops_at_parties
Flush before sitting down to poop.
Here's steps for the public toilet.
Flush toilet.
Tear piece of toilet paper off. Wipe seat. Put that piece of paper in the water once it settles.
Place 2 pieces of TP on the seat to protect it.
Toilet paper in toilet prevents backsplash.
I figured this out myself!
Here's steps for the public toilet.
Flush toilet.
Tear piece of toilet paper off. Wipe seat. Put that piece of paper in the water once it settles.
Place 2 pieces of TP on the seat to protect it.
Toilet paper in toilet prevents backsplash.
I figured this out myself!
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:11 pm to Pectus
Solid advice.
My condolences on having to learn that yourself.
My condolences on having to learn that yourself.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:20 pm to Pectus
quote:
flush before sitting down to poop
Considering 98.7% of the time I hit the toilet with a sense of urgency and the first thing I do is give a courtesy flush these steps seem to allow me to avoid the situation the OP is talking about.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:23 pm to poops_at_parties
shite on her pillow. You need to send message.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:29 pm to poops_at_parties
Are you the guy that pooped on the bakers rack at a party? I remember reading that story on this board.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:31 pm to poops_at_parties
Diarrhea backsplash is much worse.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:32 pm to poops_at_parties
Pics of wife?
Posted on 3/1/16 at 11:05 pm to Pectus
You forget to conclude with the step of rubbing alcohol swabs on your arse to kill the germs from the prior users.
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