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Police Say Intoxicated Driver Hit 41 Cars in Rhode Island

Posted on 3/1/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 2:59 pm
41 cars?? Damn, that's like going halfway across the state
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Rhode Island police have arrested a man they say was driving under the influence when he struck more than 40 other vehicles.
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Police say 45-year-old Christopher Paolissi, of Foster, was “zig-zagging” his pickup truck when he struck 41 vehicles in Providence on Tuesday afternoon.
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Police say Paolissi was intoxicated, and he was driving about 15 mph when officers stopped him.
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Police Chief Hugh Clements says officers are compiling a “lengthy report” due to the number of vehicles hit.
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Paolissi is facing multiple charges, including driving under the influence, reckless driving and failure to stop after an accident.
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Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:00 pm to
I bet they are pissed about the paperwork for that
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:01 pm to
Surprised that has not happened on Esplanade Ave
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:02 pm to
Not even going to lie. That’s impressive.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:02 pm to
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I bet they are pissed about the paperwork for that
Yep and I bet old boys insurance may be going up a bit.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:03 pm to
Damnit! Came here to post this gif

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Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:08 pm to
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41 cars


Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:12 pm to
A harmless beer run gone awry.

Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:14 pm to
I doubt that nice Italian judge in Providence will have as much sympathy for this driver as he does for the college student with 37 parking tickets, or the elderly lady that has a red light ticket...
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:14 pm to

That is thread gif perfection
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:15 pm to
Would have been more if it was a woman
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:18 pm to
I've had dreams like that. At least, I hope they were dreams.
Posted by rich4pres
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:18 pm to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by tWildcat
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:21 pm to
NSFW link

This muthafricka hit this muthafricka...
Posted by Reda LSU
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Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:26 pm to
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he struck 41 vehicles in Providence on Tuesday afternoon

More like ProviDENTS, amiright?!
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:29 pm to
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More like ProviDENTS, amiright?!
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 3:56 pm to
One of Ronnie Lamarques relatives (nephew I think) was hammer arse drunk, and took out 10 cars on the way home. My friend got a new car out of it to keep his mouth shut to the police.
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