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Police On the Look-Out For Cletoriuos...

Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:15 pm
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:15 pm

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Fugitive File: Cletorious Aretha Fry, age 34, is wanted for violating the terms and conditions of her supervised probation. She removed her ankle bracelet and her whereabouts are unknown. Her last known address is 163 Chancellor St. Apartment 5, Charlottesville, VA.

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Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:16 pm to
some guys have spent their lives looking with no luck.
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:16 pm to
Some have been looking for her their entire adult lives.


eta: Damn it!
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:17 pm to
She would've made a popular gladiator back in the day
Posted by USEyourCURDS
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:18 pm to
The balloon knot bandit strikes again
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:19 pm to
she got a cuzn Connielinguist
Posted by I Eat Tide Pods
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:20 pm to
"Be careful with her. One slip of the tongue and you're in some deep shite."
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:21 pm to
the FB comments.

Chris Wallace Y’all oughta stop. I’m sure she’s super sensitive

Daniel Davis I heard she was last seen in a pink Vulva heading south on Route 69.

Kristen Ravens My husband said she's not real, just a myth

Jessica Wall Did they check behind the curtains?

Stephanie Nicole I mean if they do find her, will they even know what to do with her?


Morgan Kee Nah. She's hiding out in the hood

This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 2:25 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by ShoeBang
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:25 pm to
Last seen wearing a pink hoodie
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Last seen wearing a pink hoodie






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This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 2:27 pm
Posted by GeauxldnGurl
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:27 pm to
I stole this but "Time to call in the Secret Cervix"
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:28 pm to
Hot lead: police have reports of a suspicious man in a boat
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
Dusti McCarthy-Newton The arse hole around the corner knows where she's at!!!

Billy Ray Cox This whole situation smells fishy
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:29 pm to
They’ll never find her, but hear she’s hiding out at the top of a cave
Posted by molsusports
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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

The arse hole around the corner knows where she's at!!!

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:31 pm to
some really clever comments on that page.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 2:31 pm to
Last seen with a Little Man in A Boat.
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