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Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:26 pm to Ajo Devil
Next year I plan on bringing back "23 skidoo"
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:26 pm to Ajo Devil
"Like a marble in a cat's arse"
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:27 pm to Hangover Haven
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Sit on it, Fonzie
Not since that 50’s themed gay bar closed
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:27 pm to Ajo Devil
Up ya nose with a rubber hose.
And twice as far with a candy bar.
And twice as far with a candy bar.
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:28 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.”
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:29 pm to Ajo Devil
My president, right or wrong.
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:29 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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"Is that Y2K compliant?"
Man, the geeks made BANK on that horse shite
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:30 pm to Ajo Devil
"too much sugar for a dime" or "too much candy for a nickle"
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:30 pm to Ajo Devil
Sike
Sike a dilly ya mamma ate chili
Barf me with a spoon
Barf a rama
Sike a dilly ya mamma ate chili
Barf me with a spoon
Barf a rama
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:32 pm to Tomatocantender
"blow me down & call me shorty"
"well saw my leg off"
"would you tump that boat over to get the water out?"
"put that down its not a play purty"
"can't swing a dead cat without hitting a starbucks around here"
"if you dont hold that flashlight right i'm gonna knock the fire (pronounched FAHR) out of you"
"well saw my leg off"
"would you tump that boat over to get the water out?"
"put that down its not a play purty"
"can't swing a dead cat without hitting a starbucks around here"
"if you dont hold that flashlight right i'm gonna knock the fire (pronounched FAHR) out of you"
This post was edited on 4/7/22 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:34 pm to CAD703X
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got some son.”
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:37 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:37 pm to Ajo Devil
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:37 pm to sledgehammer
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“_______ rigged”
Jerry-rigged?
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:39 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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“Tough titty said the kitty.”
“But the milk’s still good!”
I say this to my kids at least once a week when they complain.
Also, when they say “I’m hungry.”
“Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
Or “can you make me a sandwich?”
“POOF! You’re a sandwich.”
There’s just something joyous about dad jokes
Posted on 4/7/22 at 12:40 pm to CAD703X
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quote:
Jury-rigged?
Yeah not sure which one he is referring to. Certainly one or the other.
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