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re: Petty things you consider red flags from women/men?

Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:24 am to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:24 am to
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I totally get that I'm weird for that though



I'm certain that there's more.

Posted by Slagathor
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:26 am to
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I'm certain that there's more.


Wrap me up in red ripstop nylon and put a bow on my head, because I'm a walking red flag
Posted by samson73103
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:28 am to
If a woman has a penis, that’s a no go
Posted by Evil Little Thing
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:30 am to
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Typing u/ur instead of you/your/you're. It irritates the shite out of me and shows stupidity.


This is a great one. Total dealbreaker for me. It would drive me insane.
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 10:31 am
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:31 am to
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Wrap me up in red ripstop nylon


Hey, you too?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:35 am to
Not a red flag, but a definite pet peeve. Gatlin texting. Sending 8-10 one line texts in a row that make my phone have a God damn seizure on my desk.

shite like:

Hey!
How's your day
What do you want for dinner?
Btw, I called your mom
And she wants to know what you want for Christmas
I told her you don't care
Lol
Love you!

All coming through as individual messages within 15 seconds... Before I can respond to any of it. Send it all as 1 message ffs!!!
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 10:36 am
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:38 am to
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Reading all of these makes me realize how long it's been since I've been on a date


Reading all this makes me realize why I'll always be single. Ha. Seriously it's impossible finding that needle in a haystack that:

- I find attractive

- that hasnt been a whore (seriously single digits is sadly hard to find)

- That keeps a clean home/car

- Doesnt have some underlying medical issue from day one you'll have to hear about, and deal with. Which is sad, but it is hard to get past knowing you will have to deal with it forever, before you can fall in love with her. Kind of like having kids. Changes the game.

- Doesnt treat others, that are serving them as a customer, like well

- Cant sit at a bar to have dinner, but wants to wait 30+mins for a table. F that.

- Knows how to take care of her man like a traditional old school woman does

- Girls who are obnoxious about sports like being one of the "guys.". No if I wanted that when I got home, i'd be gay and marry a buddy. Let me have my thing.

- the farting one was funny. As long as the girl is still modest about it not being girly I think it's cute when they try to hide it

- big one now is tattoos. Seems it's up in the 65%+ of girls have them, and it just thats a red flag of something where they wanted to be "original," but really just being a "follower."

Seriously, I can cook/clean/have all the sex I want, all on my own, why get married? I am of the belief the main purpose of marriage is to procreate.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:52 am to
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- that hasnt been a whore (seriously single digits is sadly hard to find)


How many chicks have you fricked?
Posted by cbree88
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 1:50 pm to
That’s a very long post
Posted by Pechon
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:07 pm to
Guys sliding into her DMs every so often.
Constantly talks about their ex.
Admits to cheating on said ex....once a cheater, always a cheater.


quote:

Also, if a chick refuses to ride cowgirl, chances are that she has or has had body image issues or an eating disorder.


Last girl I dated was 100 lbs soaking wet and had a great body. She would but not very often because she was awful at it.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:31 pm to
Spelling errors in text consistently
Weird laughs especially if they snort while laughing
Loud smacking(gum or food)
Posted by bdevill
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2008
11806 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:36 pm to
Someone who texts and plays on their phone at dinner.
Someone who looks in the mirror every time they pass by one.
Someone who checks out other people in the room constantly while talking to you.
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Gaston
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:37 pm to
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she was awful at it


quote:

cowgirl


How can a chick, with a nice body, possibly be bad at that? She fall off of the bed or something?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:48 pm to
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How can a chick, with a nice body, possibly be bad at that? She fall off of the bed or something?


I wondered that myself. Absolutely no rhythm what so ever. Even tried to help her and she was like a damn epileptic.

You'd think for someone that slept around a lot would be good at that amongst other things. Then again when it comes to red flags, I tend to ignore them.

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